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Lauren Neidigh
Former NCAA swimmer at Arizona/Florida. Criminology M.S. reporter. Opinions are my own.
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Lauren Neidigh Feb 18
Me: *says nothing at all about dating or relationships* My swimmer: “Coach Lauren, when you get lonely you should be okay because remember Shrek didn’t have a girlfriend until he was 30.”
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Lauren Neidigh Feb 17
This is one of those weekends where I haven’t put pants on in over 24 hours. And I went to Starbucks this morning.
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Lauren Neidigh Feb 10
Today’s episode of crowded warmup/warmdown pools: A high school boy yells and swears at me for “kicking in his face.” I told him he could try to go around and not touch me, but idk what he’s on about. His response? “GO FASTER. ThIs Is ThE wArMdOwN pOoL” 😂🤔
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Lauren Neidigh Feb 8
I had my own lane for warmup this afternoon until I got run over by a bunch of Bolles kids. If that isn’t some serious karmic retribution coming at me (a former Bolles swimmer who used to do the same thing to everyone else and not think twice), then I don’t know what is 😂
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Tinder District Feb 2
Text your crush “I wanna cover you in hot sauce and slide you around like a sexy slug” and screenshot the response here
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Sonny Dec 16
see if you can give these away bc I can’t
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NOTSportsCenter Dec 2
The Committee has announced the 4 Playoff teams: 1. Not the team that fake punted on 4th and 11 2. Not the team that fake punted on 4th and 11 3. Not the team that fake punted on 4th and 11 4. Not the team that fake punted on 4th and 11
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Big Cat Country Dec 2
We're positive the Jaguars are 3-8.
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Lauren Neidigh Dec 1
I don’t even like Alabama but you can’t not love this Jalen Hurts story
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Peppa⚫️🐐 Dec 1
Good things happen to those who wait , and Jalen Hurts is a perfect example of that .
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Jameela Jamil Nov 28
Every time you see a celeb or influencer post sexy diet/detox product ad... remember this picture. This is what they’re selling.
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RedditCFB Nov 24
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RedditCFB Nov 10
Florida fans watched South Carolina lose in a way that was oddly familiar...
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Lauren Neidigh Nov 9
Grace and Frankie is an underrated show
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Lauren Neidigh Nov 1
Replying to @arlepesant
Groceries. Knew I was forgetting something.
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Lauren Neidigh Nov 1
Cute cashier at Publix: [says anything] Me: *voice crack of massive proportions* I’m gonna be alone forever guys.
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Lauren Neidigh Oct 29
Replying to @smparsons93
Can you come visit me thx
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Lauren Neidigh Oct 29
Swimmer: it’s funny seeing you try to connect with little kids. Like it doesn’t come naturally to you. Me: funny and unnatural. Like your butterfly....
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Pac-12 Network Oct 27
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