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Kumail Nanjiani
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Kumail Nanjiani Aug 16
A trailer for the final season of . Oh god. Much feeling.
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Kumail Nanjiani Aug 16
Here is eloquently speaking up for the people of Kashmir, who have been pawns in a political battle for decades and are currently in the midst of a media and communications blackout.
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Kumail Nanjiani Aug 5
Replying to @jonahray
Happy birthday dude!
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Kumail Nanjiani Aug 3
Replying to @jonahray
I got you next year dude. Sorry for missing this one.
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Nelba Márquez-Greene, LMFT 🇵🇷🇨🇦 Aug 3
The other day I went to the UPS store. The lady took my package, looked at it & said, “Sandy Hook”? And then she shuddered. I said, “What?” She said, “Isn’t that where all those kids died?” And I said, “Yes. And my daughter among them.” And then she started crying. Really hard.
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 29
My parents, who know nothing about the Manson klllings, just watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and it’s the most baffled they’ve been in their entire lives.
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 28
Replying to @Patrick_McHale
what
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 26
I’m dehydrating myself for Hollywood. Everybody does it. Cruise hasn’t had a sip of water in 23 years.
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 26
You just warmed my heart Jesse. You gosh darn sweetie you. My eyes feel dusty...
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 25
Replying to @davidstassen
Probably won’t
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 25
We feel like you’ve seen enough winning these past few weeks. Your failures with us keep you grounded.
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 25
Is this with or without pump? cc:
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Anthony Jeselnik Jul 25
I hope you enjoy watching my new show as much as I got paid to do it.
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Shaun King Jul 25
Meet Nancy Goodman. She called two Black women at an upscale restaurant in Raleigh “stupid niggers.” It was filmed. When the media came to her house she said she wasn’t sorry and would say it again because it’s true. America. 2019.
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 24
Replying to @lindaholmes @ghweldon
Oh the difference between pump and no pump is night and day Linda. Night. And. Day. Watch this at your own peril. In fact, don’t watch this.
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 24
Farewell to the best job I've ever had. I'll miss almost everyone involved.
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 23
Replying to @NEILMAHONEY
Ferda
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 22
Replying to @DaveBautista
Thanks buddy! And pls keep those pics to yourself. The world isn’t ready.
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 22
Replying to @simonblackwell
Was it a Wagamama?
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Kumail Nanjiani Jul 22
Comic Con 2012: I got to interview Stan Lee. He was lovely & made fun of Superman. Comic Con 2019: Me on stage at Hall H as one of the newest members of the MCU.
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