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Krista
Cat lady with a dog. My husband’s wife. Somebody's mom. If it happened, I told Twitter. Then posted a picture on Instagram.
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Krista 15h
Replying to @lilasc @Lori6260
It’s turrrrrrrrible. Thankfully Owen is already 😴😴
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Krista 17h
Todd is sick. I am sick. Owen is not sick.
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Krista 17h
Replying to @lisaruth11
😬😂
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Krista 18h
I have to go pick up my toddler now and somehow manage him and parent while feeling like absolute, hot garbage.
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Krista 21h
Replying to @WIBuckeye
With the added bonus of also being a mom and still needing to mom even though you feel like a trash goblin.
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Krista 21h
Oh god yes to all of this.
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Krista 22h
Replying to @angnik26
She's just so good. I enjoy her videos so much.
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Krista 22h
Replying to @SteenaROAR
Ugh LinkedIn is such a trash platform. It's not at all user-friendly in any way that makes sense.
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Scafe for America 22h
Replying to @erinscafe
BECAUSE SHIT IS FUCKED UP, YOU GUYS
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Krista 23h
Replying to @EntirelyAmelia
Oh, no. No that's not OK.
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Krista 23h
WOW. That's amazing!
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Krista 23h
I've had a very full thermos of coffee sitting on my desk since 8 this morning and I can't stomach a single sip. I broke. I'm broken. Send me back.
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Krista 23h
Replying to @katekruegerwi
Every day forever.
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Krista Sep 16
Replying to @mverley
HAHA. It probably IS both. I'm doomed. Also old, apparently. I can't hang with two glasses of wine.
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Krista Sep 16
I feel like trash and I don't know if it's the two glasses of wine I drank last night to recover from two days of toddler puke and poop or if it's the toddler poop and puke finally catching up to my immune system.
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Krista Sep 16
Replying to @MilePosts
So pretty!
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Krista Sep 15
Yes please! 🤩
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Krista Sep 15
Replying to @thiirteen
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Krista Sep 15
Replying to @GDRPempress
It’s just... I mean. WHAT WAS THAT?
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Krista Sep 15
OK The Masked Singer makes me feel like I’m tripping on acid.
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