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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast
Humor scientist. Broodhollow, Candle Cove, Local 58. K’thriss on . He/him.
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast retweeted
magnolia porter siddell 5h
Yes that's right! Me and are doing a middle grade graphic novel with at . I'm beyond thrilled about it, I can't wait for you all to meet our girls (and griffons) ❀️❀️❀️
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Penny Arcade 2h
Dark tidings for The β€œC” Team... The mystery begins on Sunday at 1pm ET, live from on .
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast 3h
Replying to @yellowcardigan
it's much fluffier/softer than the aviator, but i also have a thing for actors transforming caricatures into something way deeper (like cate blanchett's hepburn)
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast 3h
Replying to @yellowcardigan
at a young age i was shook by "i, claudius" and the moment where caligula genuinely asks a guard "why am i so miserable, what if i'm not a god" and the guard is too afraid to say anything but "oh, but you ARE a god"
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast 3h
Replying to @yellowcardigan
same! what scares/fascinates me is how cyclic it is. they're just surrounded by enablers. others i could watch endlessly: behind the candelabra, my week with marilyn
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast 3h
Replying to @yellowcardigan
i love this movie, and i too have a fever for movies about iconoclast garbage people who wreck relationships
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Ben Collins 4h
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast 18h
Replying to @ElNinjaCupcake
look at that asshole stealing all those diamonds. what a complete piece of shit
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 23
Replying to @LizardbethArt
routinely my iphone changes β€œtalk” to β€œy’all,” like 90% of the time
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 22
Replying to @krisstraub
β€œbut why would officers respond to a bee sting?” maybe because, unlike european bees, these are aggressive even while swarming
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 22
Replying to @krisstraub
instead, researchers got the opposite result: a low-honey, high-aggression bee. and then like, 9 queens escaped the lab.
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 22
Replying to @krisstraub
textbook cautionary tale: β€œif we cross the docility of the low-output european honeybee, with the high honey output of the more-easily-provoked african bee, we’d make the ultimate honey producer.”
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 22
i did my final writing project on africanized β€œkiller bees” in 7th grade, which would’ve been... 1991? this is the only story i’ve heard about them since
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Elyssa 🦞 PAX East Feb 20
The returns to on Friday, February 28th with even BETTER advice than before! Submit your burning questions to put your life back on track and allow the team to make accurate judgments about the NPCs in your life:
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Deep Space Fine Feb 18
Replying to @thisismewhatevs
34. O'Brian needs a break.
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 20
Replying to @RegretaGarbo @heyyley
unrelated: i have since sharpened the knives
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 20
Replying to @ejbenson
Please try running this command again as root/Administrator
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 20
Replying to @ejbenson
i want to eat it, send tweet
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Kris Straub πŸ”œ #PAXEast Feb 20
i went on a little tear this morning looking for a word that meant β€œanti-language”
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Shinjawn Feb 20
I don't know who needs to hear this but no one has this range
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