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Kowbayashi Mooru
Small cow. Plays dress up. Allergen Advice: May contain smut, swears, and wine. Answers to Moo.
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Mike Pullen 10h
“It’s Donnie on Line 2 who is interested in your flag. Donnie…”
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Kowbayashi Mooru 1h
Replying to @AdrianYoung10
There I go making the Brit assumption, Norn Iron = Belfast. Where actually are you?
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Kowbayashi Mooru 1h
Replying to @AdrianYoung10
Oi! I'll have you know we have some cracking restaurants! Anyway if you like Japanese try Zen, Adelaide St, excellent :-P
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Kowbayashi Mooru 2h
Replying to @pauldn1
Oh mate. Didja hear DHR doing the family fucken tree during the 8th debate? "They didn't have much but they had LOVE." Food is handy too Dan. And a Ma who isn't busted from having 12 weans.
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Eric Sprankle, PsyD 3h
You’re confusing porn with the bible.
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Mnrrnt & 112 others 11h
The inventor of the USB stick
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TVD🇺🇸 6h
Things you lose most as an adult 5. Car keys 4. Wallet 3. Remote control 2. Lighter 1. The will to live
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Kowbayashi Mooru 3h
Been told off for boiling the kettle "too loudly" when they're watching a film. It's in Japanese with subtitles, for the love of god.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 3h
As far as I know it is a parody, but seconded, it's dreadful.
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trouteyes Jan 6
I’ve reason to believe we all will be received in Poundland Poundland
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Vittoria Gallagher 4h
Someone needs to get LAID.
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Paul Bronks 6h
When the squad is drunk af and your jam comes on.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @KeswickPinhead
You'll kick the arse off it xx
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @KeswickPinhead
How's the pain relief working out Craig? Helping at all?
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Onlyme 4h
Replying to @Dizzydub1 @kowbayashi
Couldn't we wait to find out where she's moving to, and buy the house next door to give refugees somewhere to live?
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @KeswickPinhead
Especially the ones who talk about themselves for ages before they GET to the fucking question. In the bin, lot of 'em.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @DomSigns @SilverDomUK
Must be 3 then, because 2 is true.
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G. Willow Wilson 13h
This is sublime.
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Theresa May Casebooks 5h
Maureen's Brexit Worries:
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Anne-Marie M 6h
What am I doing down here? Pretending to be Jesus Two geese not speaking Drying deodorant What’s that you say? Cava? Ok. Just the one though. Getting rid of a fart This bra’s a bit tight
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