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Kowbayashi Mooru
Small cow. Plays dress up. Allergen Advice: May contain smut, swears, and wine. Answers to Moo.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 3h
Replying to @LeifB73
Everyone is entitled to tell her to go fuck herself, wherever, whenever. She's a haunted effigy of a pantomime baddie.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 3h
Replying to @LeifB73
It does, I really dislike locking because chatting is what I'm here for. Depends what you want, but it's not for me.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 3h
Disclaimer, LRT via is not an offer, but it is both true and very funny. So many couples in my TL weren't couples when I got to know them.
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Girl on the Net 10h
There are real-life people behind those avatars. And some of them are sexy as fuck.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
IVOR AND THE DRAGON NEST IN HIS CHIMNEY THOUGH.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Yeah, I might have a yawning Bagpuss too. STOP THAT, I meant among the cuddly toys.
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Alex Evans 12h
Many people think my handle is just my name, but it's not that simple. Let's break it down: "Al" - Fav element "e" - Fav irrational number "X" - Fav roman numeral "Evan" - 2nd fav Almighty "S9" - Fav phone model "1" - Because AleXEvanS9 was already taken
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Vox Hiberionacum 8h
The earliest historically attested articulation of a collective Irish identity, in Latin; which did not prevent me being banned for 24 hours in the early days because an over zealous twitter employee got exercised over the last three letters.
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Waterstones 11h
Destroyer of apostrophes
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The Human Experience 6h
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @LeifB73
This is where we differ, whenever I've had to lock, it's been down to RL people. Don't give a fuck about randos, and now I give fewer fucks about those RL ones too. Win all round.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @The_Other_me_9
Showing our age?! The whole reason the striped toy cow in my house is named Spot is bc that's what HKP's stripy cat was.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @dutmoth
PHOTOBOMB.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
After watching LRT, I'm thinking of Hong Kong Phooey popping in and out of the filing cabinet.
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The Dodo 5h
This dog is so determined to get the treats on the counter — and he pulls a genius move to finally make it happen 👏
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Dunno which set of rules is worse, but they definitely both suck and need binning 🚮
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @Jimllmixit
Not interested. Most people are selfish until fate knocks on their own door. Mind you, we have a form of PR here, and no parliament anyway. I think the problem might be humans.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
It's not so different from modern clickbait, Ten Things That Drive Men Away. Remember, always define yourself "as a fellow" would. 🤔
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @Jimllmixit
Well this thread took a turn, can I try again for that hug?
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Kowbayashi Mooru 4h
Replying to @Jimllmixit
I hate how they're getting away with decimating our entire social support system including the goddamn NHS, and everyone just reads Murdoch and Dacre and nods approvingly. We're turning into the worst bits of the US.
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