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Kowbayashi Mooru
Small cow. Plays dress up. Allergen Advice: May contain smut, swears, and wine. Answers to Moo.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 2h
There's a hole in my ! I'm bereft. Or mebbe draughty. I did not foresee this.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 3h
Replying to @jenbren1976
"Next time we're coming for your knees. Count yer kneecaps, bitch."
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Kowbayashi Mooru 3h
Replying to @glitterfoof
Productive meeting too x
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Kowbayashi Mooru 3h
Replying to @kowbayashi
Imagine taking your underage daughter to a feminist chat in a pub on a school night. Call the Social. (She had a hot chocolate. By her age, I'd been hitching to dodgy clubs for a year. And it never did me any harm*, yadda ya. *debatable)
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Kowbayashi Mooru 5h
Off out to be a difficult bloody female again.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 5h
Best I can offer is the Puck Fair, where a wild goat becomes King and a little girl queen. Which is a bit odd I suppose, and much less glamorous costume wise. 😁
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Kowbayashi Mooru 5h
Replying to @FairyS
Wow, some amount of work gone into those costumes 😮
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George Eaton Oct 14
The extent to which the Irish border is shaping the UK's Brexit deal is in inverse proportion to the amount it was discussed during the referendum campaign.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 6h
Replying to @FairyS
He's even got dressed up!
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Kowbayashi Mooru 8h
Ooh ta, I'll have a listen when I can x
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GoGo 8h
Replying to @kowbayashi
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Kowbayashi Mooru 8h
Replying to @mightylorena
I thought I was too, for years, but I'm reliably informed I'm taller so I really should get measured.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 8h
Replying to @FairyS
Oh god, my mother constantly tells her grandchildren how tall they've got, even the ones in their 20s. 😁
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Kowbayashi Mooru 8h
Replying to @kowbayashi
(Yes I know, twittizens, I thought from photos she was tall too, got quite a surprise when we met.)
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Kowbayashi Mooru 8h
Replying to @BlancoGoGo
This tweet has now been Liked by someone littler than me, so I am now feel much streemly tallish, thanks 😘
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Pumpkin-Spiceboi (MDH 4 Prez)🎃 8h
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James Oct 14
I worked at a firm where an employee got the hump when he got laid off and sent a goodbye email to the global address book of some 10k people, about 1000 of those people replied all and it fucked the emails for about a day. Sensational
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Kowbayashi Mooru 8h
How I see myself on the rare occasion when I meet someone shorter.
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Kowbayashi Mooru 8h
😘 Charmer.
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Paul Patrick 9h
Nelson’bigot’MacCausland/DUP calling someone else a bigot & having to pay compo. 😎
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