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De Puncho le Gato
Married to the Holy Trinity so don't try to pork my butthole. I go downtown to screw with tourists and argue with locals.
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De Puncho le Gato Jun 16
Mochi mochi
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De Puncho le Gato Jun 16
Replying to @darkesword
Fat bitches at the cash register at Wal Mart tho (ugly ass ones, know what I mean?)
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De Puncho le Gato Jun 16
Nobody actually tells you about the birds and bees but if they did it would be like "Well sometimes a bird fucks a bee" and you would know then that balls are for fucking bees
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De Puncho le Gato May 29
Replying to @TerminX13
Y did u unfollo 🤕
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De Puncho le Gato May 10
Replying to @mbennardo
You can smell what it smells like in real life sometimes
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De Puncho le Gato May 6
Replying to @kittenpuncher
I'd botch his sex change any bus ride 🤣ydi you sick fucking fruit and ten million more
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De Puncho le Gato May 6
Replying to @kittenpuncher
Forever Endlessly having to reimburse the whole discord server for his sins against them, punished more for each sin he then caused, especially through the kids Needless to say I hate him with righteous passion.
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De Puncho le Gato May 6
Tson is like A slave Who is punished with like Endless pain And still has to be punished more so he gets like Dissolved alive And while dissolved he has to make it up to the thousands of kids and so this process would repeat once for each kid So he'd be dissolved alive for like
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De Puncho le Gato May 6
If I think about a chess board on a bunch of thumb tacks I get one right in my dick buttom side neath the head and a domino's pizza PLUS a mini card table (experimental post science in motion here praise the lord)
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De Puncho le Gato May 6
Yo gardevoir kinda look like a cheesy gordita crunch
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De Puncho le Gato May 6
Replying to @TerminX13
What if we kissed on top of the last scoopful Of fritolays brand sour cream and onion dip just before my Adderall connect Ruth crunches down on the scoop chip at the nursing home 4th of July barbecue
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 20
Come sing at the doki doki dirge DEMO
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 20
Bitches didnt know, but they didn't know, didn't know
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 20
HEY UHH WHERE DO YA KEEP YOUR UHH SMOKETABLES???
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 17
I could kick my haircuts ass and that's the way it should stay. Not keen on what people do when they look at me.
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 17
Replying to @lvkpi
If you want i will but when i read the posts askin peeps to listen i feel hated
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 17
My new apartment is crazy everyone is nuts and I start trippin when I'm high. I want to quit drugs but I want to finish what I have first. Can't even smoke weed without having some utter lunacy go down. And when someones outside they say some awful unholy stuff. I'm blessed lol
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 17
Not enjoying people talkin bout dmc
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 12
What will you do if kowerbunger happens? I'm planning to arm myself before the legions of my enemies get here or go empty out the stores or casinos and definitely run off with some food and liquor and smokes maybe I will rescue the tourists if I care by that point
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De Puncho le Gato Mar 9
lemme just tell ya that standing is not what clouds just let a man fuckin do is that known to you
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