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Ania Rose
Crippled nude model. Star Wars addict. Professional Cat Wrangler. Narcoleptic, epileptic & fucking epic. Photos of zoo babies, me
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Ania Rose Jan 21
This fucking cat just tried to gobble up all my canned peaches, then sat down & farted on my tablet. I can't even.
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Megan Nicole Dong Jan 14
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Ania Rose Jan 15
...& yes, I lived with a snake-breeding stripper. She was a badass babe, like I said... & baby snakes are surprisingly adorable.
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Ania Rose Jan 15
& yes, diphallic means just what you think it does. (di = 2, phallic = dong) I don't know the average number of cooters per lady snake, tho.
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Ania Rose Jan 15
She was also the proud owner of 30+ snakes. Before she started breeding them, anyway. (Did you know that snakes are diphallic? Fun fact!)
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Ania Rose Jan 15
In fact, I lived with a hardcore gamer/exotic dancer for a couple years. She was a tiny badass. Stripping put some muscle on her, too.
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Ania Rose Jan 15
I should've known I was dreaming when all the hot off-duty strippers showed up at my LAN party. (Not that strippers never play video games.)
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Ania Rose Dec 11
Mangled my foot again. At least most of the blood spattered in the trash bin; only had to clean 2 small puddles of blood out of the carpet.
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Jeremy Dunn Nov 30
I have a thing for giving kids Lego sets without instructions. Let them exercise their imagination.
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Saladin Ahmed Nov 20
WHEN I AM PRESIDENT WE WILL ONLY ACCEPT REFUGEES WHO WORSHIP THE MAD GOD OF SEVEN HUNDRED SUNKEN SHIPS :mouth tentacles writhe and flutter:
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Ania Rose Nov 9
Dear OkCupid inbox: I am not Google. Please take note.
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Ania Rose Nov 4
I hate trying to play it cool, when what I really want to do is play it hot.
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Ania Rose Nov 4
It's not even a name I particularly like. But I like them, so that helps.
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Ania Rose Nov 4
At least Halloween was good. I have crushes on 2 different engineers, who both have the same name, which is weird.
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Ania Rose Nov 4
Twice I had sex I would've regreted even if it hadn't left me bleeding & possibly permanently injured. I'm ready for it all to just be over.
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Ania Rose Nov 4
2015 = awful. Otter abandoned me after 6 yrs together. My 1st love, Leah, died. My last grandparent is dying now. I was sexually assaulted.
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Ania Rose Nov 3
Why am I walking *towards* the sound of gunfire? It's loud; someone's firing a gun really close. Oh good they stopped. I'll keep on, then.
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Ania Rose Oct 28
Oh, you delightfully strange man. How I adore you. 💙
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Ania Rose Oct 28
I ordered some new body jewelry from BodyArtForms, so I took a few pics 😄 (plz forgive my lack of bra in this one 😶)
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Ania Rose Oct 28
I re-pierced my lip! The asymmetry looks odd with rings in both, so I should pierce the right side & get snakebites.
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