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Kristi
Sometimes, I make rare twitter appearances. Find me on YouTube as Queen of Ice and Fire or Instagram as kg_khaleesi
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Kristi Aug 13
*Goes into bank* “I need a new card!” Banker: “Did you lose your old one? Was it stolen?” Me: “No. I see you have Darth Vader cards and I want a Darth Vader card!!”
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Kristi Aug 12
What does one do after seeing ? Head straight to the beach👍🏻🌊🦈
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Kristi Jul 25
Libraries should have three main sections: Fact, Fiction, and Fabio
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Kristi Jul 21
My hype is at an all time high😱
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Kristi Jul 15
You know it’s a lazy Sunday when you find yourself laying out, reading a list of all the Godzilla movies ranked from worst to best.😂
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Kristi Jun 23
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Kristi Jun 23
My neighbor says to me, “I knew you were back in town when I heard Brighton Rock blaring down the street” 💁🏼‍♀️
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Kristi Jun 8
This is going to be great!!
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Kristi Jun 5
Real life: “One day A.I is going to advance and there’s going to be a robot apocalypse we need to stop this!” Watching Westworld: “Ya hosts better fuck these humans up!!”
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Kristi May 15
I cannot wait for this😁😁😁
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Kristi May 13
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Game Of Thrones May 10
The Dragon and the Wolf. Join in Belfast for a behind-the-scenes look at the set. Enter here:
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Kristi May 9
Is it bad that I just lost it watching this dude ride by on his motorcycle blaring Justin Bieber😂
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Kristi May 8
My son’s teacher asked him how old his mommy is today and he told them that I’m 50. 😑😂
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Kristi May 7
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Kristi May 4
May the 4th be with you and happy cinco de cuatro too
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Kristi Apr 26
Infinity War was everything I hoped and waited for! Now the wait for the next movie begins!
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Kristi Apr 19
I’m such a nosey book nerd every time I walk past someone reading, I secretly check what it is
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Kristi Apr 17
Happy Birthday baby
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Kristi Apr 17
The thing about people from Chicago is, no matter where we are we always find each other and we all connect like we already know each other
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