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yannispappas Jan 25
Cauliflower ear is like an ADT sticker on your face.
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GuttingtheSacredCow Jan 25
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Kevin Israel Jan 25
Replying to @NJGov
For the taxes we pay, every kid should come out of school inventing the next iPod.
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Kevin Israel Jan 24
“What’s a high crime? It doesn’t even have to be a crime. It’s just when you start using your office and you’re acting in a way that hurts people, you’ve committed a high crime.” - Sen. Lindsey Graham
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Kevin Israel Jan 24
Replying to @Acidic_Blonde
I grew up in the 80s. I know how a man should look.
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Kevin Israel Jan 24
Jay did a great job taking down Castaway, but did he convince us?
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Kevin Israel Jan 24
Tonight at Tiff's Grill & Ale House in Morris Plains with Mike Sicoli and Bob Gonzo. Come on out!
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Kevin Israel Jan 24
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Kevin Israel Jan 22
In the span of one week Hillary Clinton said that no one likes Bernie Sanders, is being sued by Tulsi Gabbard for defamation, and defended her relationship with Weinstein by saying, "how would I have known?" So yeah, the Dems will probably nominate her again.
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Kevin Israel Jan 22
There's scenes a scene in Wolf of Wall Street in which DiCaprio is showing his crew how to properly make cold call. While the guy he called is talking, Leo is giving them the finger, making the jerk-off motion, and...
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Kevin Israel Jan 22
I'm surprised Whitney Houston isn't also getting inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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GuttingtheSacredCow Jan 21
A lot of people liked is definitely not one of them. But can he convince and that this ghost film needs to be eaten by ? Give it a listen and thanks for sharing!
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Kevin Israel Jan 21
Of Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton said in a recent documentary, "Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done" She went on to say that she didn't know if she could back him should he win...
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Kevin Israel Jan 20
Dear Trump opposition, you will never change Trump supporters’ minds or influence their way of thinking. Dear Trump supporters, you will never change the opposition’s mind or influence their way of thinking. So...
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Kevin Israel Jan 20
We’re deeply entrenched in house shopping. Last weekend we looked at 8 eight houses in one day. Eight! That really affects your psyche. On our way home we stopped to use the bathroom. While in the men’s room I...
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Kevin Israel Jan 19
Just when you think Twitter is a terrible place...
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Kevin Israel Jan 19
The commentator’s face when the one player told Mahomes “I f*ckin love you” was priceless. Don’t worry, no one is going to hell...yet.
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Kevin Israel Jan 19
Kevin Gootee and I have thoughts about Bad Boys for Life
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Kevin Israel Jan 18
40 seconds. If you sneezed, you missed the whole thing.
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Kevin Israel Jan 18
Replying to @yannispappas
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