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Kevin Corrigan
I like rock climbing. This is where I post bad jokes and self promotion.
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Kevin Corrigan Feb 21
Thanks Brendan!
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Kevin Corrigan Feb 21
Latest humor column for . It is mainly inspired by this one guy I always see commenting on moderate Boulder Canyon sport routes, who is always trying to explain that routes at Eldo of the same grade are much harder.
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Kevin Corrigan Feb 21
Replying to @eaocon
Thanks Eileen!
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Kevin Corrigan Jan 17
I went to the climbing world championships and they were really cool, and I'm tired of climbers obsessing over a couple guys from the 1960s who haven't done anything newsworthy since the 1960s. This is about that.
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Kevin Corrigan Jan 12
Replying to @kevincorrigan
I don't open Twitter much anymore, so when I do I gotta make it count.
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Kevin Corrigan Jan 12
Replying to @AbigailWise
I stopped paying attention because most of the ones I haven't opened aren't important and I never plan to open them.
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Kevin Corrigan Jan 12
Every night before bed I pee, then I brush my teeth, then I forget if I peed or not, then I sit on the toilet, then Irealize I already I peed, then I go to bed. It's my bedtime ritual.
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Kevin Corrigan Dec 24
You should make a chess pie ice cream flavor.
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Kevin Corrigan Dec 20
Is it explained to the drivers that they dont have to shrink the distance in the Know Your Limits challenge? It always seems like they don't understand it.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 18
Replying to @adnroy
Tree Corps.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 15
Replying to @adnroy
Also it takes place on one of those treadmills with the video screens.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 15
Replying to @adnroy
Lede: You know how in most stories things happen? Well saddle up pardner, you're in for a different kind of ride.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 15
Replying to @adnroy
Perfect! I've been lookong for someone to publish the story about the first time I went hiking, when nothing of note happened and I came home entirely unchanged.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 15
Replying to @ridicuLeslie
Last time I was at the airport I thought: I'd vote for any of the airport McDonald's employees for any public office.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 12
You're making me embarrassed to tell people where I got a degree. 
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 12
Replying to @AbigailWise
My college is in the news! --Ah, shit.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 12
Just got back from my first Yosemite climbing trip. If anyone needs my blood to clone me or frame me for murder, you can find it all over the Valley's many hand cracks.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 6
Vote please.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 1
No, it's personal. It's just for me to email myself.
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Kevin Corrigan Nov 1
Replying to @KassondraCloos
I've only gotten those from people that don't have my contact info and are trying to figure out how to reach out. Otherwise, I'd find it annoying. When I get press releases to my personal inbox that's annoying too.
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