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Kendra Little
She / Her. Database DevOps Evangelist . SQL Server enthusiast. Founder . Microsoft MVP and MCM. “Every day is the best day ever” ...🐕
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Kendra Little May 17
Hey , braver of XQuery and fan of query plans, do you have a query that finds plans in cache using a specific index, but which ignores them if they're listed in the OptimizerStats section only? Asking for a friend commenting here:
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Kendra Little May 17
Replying to @mobileck @peschkaj
It didn’t correct to Microsoft Surface TM cause it’s an iPhone
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Kendra Little May 17
My dream living room — maybe add a throw pillow tho
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Kendra Little May 17
. : turns out that study I mentioned about houseplants cleaning the air had a flaw, you have to have 90% of surfboards covered in plants for it to work Me: so that’s an option?
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Kendra Little May 17
Replying to @jessicaewest
Portuguese Custard Tarts (Pasteis de Nata). Was speaking in Portugal and had never experienced the magic of these before, was a lovely way to share a bit of the culture with foreign speakers who had traveled in. An additional bottle of wine didn't hurt, either.
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Kendra Little May 17
New video in the Evangelist team playlist: Avoiding saying, "It worked on my machine"
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Kendra Little May 17
Sorry y'all, that's MY TITLE
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Kendra Little May 17
Replying to @greenmtnsun
hahahahah this would either work or be a terrible disaster
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Kendra Little May 17
My mission today: design a workshop. My workshop audience is primarily British tech folks, so.... yep, we're doing a collaboration exercise where everyone works together SILENTLY.
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Kendra Little May 17
Replying to @robertpreseau
SHOWOFF!
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Kendra Little May 17
I probably should switch to your non-clicker ways, given my tendency to wave my arms wildly ... and my memory of that time I didn't have a tight grip on the thing and it flew into the audience
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Kendra Little May 17
Do you have the micro-SD version? I do not but am intrigued by that.
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Kendra Little May 17
Team Kensington 100%
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Kendra Little May 17
I will NEVER use a logitech clicker again. NEVER. NEVER. BAD EXPERIENCES.
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Kendra Little May 17
Replying to @MJSwart @erinstellato
No exaggeration -- that /sys switch has changed my life. It's the only way I run perfmon now.
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Kendra Little May 17
Replying to @MJSwart @erinstellato
Do you know about perfmon /sys? Doesn't solve all problems but great for frequent connections. Post from ....
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Kendra Little May 17
Friday morning mood
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Kendra Little May 16
Replying to @buddingeek
Actually, creating a notification to fire right after the talk ends that reads GET UR POWER ADAPTER OR LOSE $115 wouldn't be bad. Or I could just put it on the last slide and close each talk with that. OK, maybe the notification.
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Kendra Little May 16
Replying to @geo_walters
Seriously considered this for a moment, and then remembered how clumsy I am
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Kendra Little May 16
Replying to @BrentO
I just had a huge moment of hope that maybe it was 50% cheaper there and... nah, about the same price right now it looks like. But at least I'm in good company.
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