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kelly oxford
NYT bestselling author. writer. huge fan of your work. Instagram: kellyoxford
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kelly oxford Jun 7
Just cried while on freeway listening to Halsey’s WITHOUT ME, if you’ve ever wondered what PMS is like.
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kelly oxford May 7
Replying to @devbostick
You’re the best!! Can’t wait 👏🏼❤️
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kelly oxford May 7
OH HI I JUST WOKE UP AFTER PASSING OUT 10 hours ago
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kelly oxford May 3
I still can’t handle the divide in how we pronounce GIF.
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kelly oxford Apr 7
When a guy who just got dumped says, “She has issues” I assume one of those issues was she didn’t like him.
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kelly oxford Mar 26
Replying to @k8zasowski
Awwww thanks Kate 💕😭
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kelly oxford Mar 26
Replying to @BusyPhilipps
I love you
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kelly oxford Mar 26
Thank you for reading my books. I can’t wait until you can watch my movie.
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kelly oxford Mar 8
💪🏼🚬❤️
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kelly oxford Mar 5
COLTON, I WOULD HAVE JUMPED THE FENCE TOO. I AM STILL MAD THIS MORNING. GOOD MORNING PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. YOU MISSED THE MOST MANIPULATIVE EPISODE OF THE BACHELOR EVER. HAVE A NICE DAY!
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kelly oxford Mar 1
Coworker told me about a friend who discovered her banana allergy after professing, “I don’t like bananas, they’re too spicy.” And now I can’t stop thinking about that.
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kelly oxford Feb 25
The next day and I’m still sitting here thinking about how close Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper’s faces were at that piano. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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kelly oxford Feb 24
I’m still sitting here thinking about how close Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper’s faces were at that piano. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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kelly oxford Feb 22
I peed my pants in a gas station while buying my first pack of cigarettes.
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kelly oxford Feb 20
Replying to @chrissyteigen
Duh. I did it ten years ago!
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kelly oxford Feb 20
10yr old just called Rebel Wilson “Rumpelstiltskin” by accident and that is her name now.
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kelly oxford Feb 18
THIS IS ALL I CARE ABOUT TODAY.
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kelly oxford Feb 13
LA is a great place to own a sports car and drive 10MPH at all times.
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kelly oxford Feb 11
Yes!
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kelly oxford Feb 11
When you’re laying with your dog and it’s so chill and nice and then he decides to lick his dick. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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