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Kelley Shine
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Kelley Shine 12h
It’s a good day to be a fan
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Anthony DiComo 14h
As his first act as Mets owner, Steve Cohen says in a statement that he plans to donate $17.5 million to NYC small businesses, and "dramatically increase the giving of the Mets Foundation in the coming years." He is also reinstituting all pre-pandemic salaries for Mets workers.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Oct 29
Republicans are Very Mad (again) about my appearance. This time they’re mad that I look good in borrowed clothes (again). Listen, if Republicans want pointers on looking your best, I’m happy to share. Tip #1: Drink water and don’t be racist
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Kelley Shine Oct 29
Replying to @Postmates
seriously I ordered 1.5 hours ago and my guy was 8 minutes away 15 min ago now he is going the opposite direction and 17 min away I am cancelling you bye
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Kelley Shine Oct 29
App updates that are pissing me off: when I hit retweet it automatically goes to quote tweet I know I can retweet without adding anything but I don’t like this extra step I can’t post to stories from my feed I have to go to my profile WHY. WHY?
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We Gotta Believe Podcast (Fri, iTunes & Spotify) Oct 29
de Blasio: “Some folks are trying to ascribe it to personal feelings its not.” Every Mets fan:
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Kelley Shine Oct 29
Postmates sucks remind me to never use them again. Every single time i try “my order is taking longer than expected” like I ordered a slice of fucking pizza my dude
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ellie schnitt Oct 28
my ideal first date? we watch mamma mia and then mamma mia: here we go again back to back. after both have finished we both present powerpoints we have prepared on which movie is better but conclude they both fuck heavily
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
I am in tears and covered in snot
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
Jordan peele documentary about a woman who cuts off her husbands dick count me in
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
Why does deblasio hate nyc if he is the mayor haha
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
Replying to @Riggy_Smalls
😣😣😣😣 I have to cut it myself again ughhhhh FML
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
Just thinking about it it has been so long since I had a nice dream. I dream every night and they’re always bad. I used to dream I had a big shopping spree and would wake up sad it wasn’t real but that was about the worst it got.
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
Where should I get my hair cut in NYC rn
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
Replying to @itskaywicks
The nerve of those spammers but brb googling how to lose 26 lbs in 2 weeks
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
I miss Turkey 😭
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Kelley Shine Oct 28
I know it’s spam but I’m still insulted thank you so much random spammer
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Kelley Shine Oct 27
Give us Taysia, Clare needs something but it ain’t this show sorry this episode made me ANNOYED
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Brett S. Vergara Oct 27
Me balancing Yosef having every justification to be upset about the dodgeball date while also hating his guts
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Kelley Shine Oct 27
Replying to @MirOmarMusic
I personally have enjoyed the lack of sun I actually get pissed when it comes out what does that say about me
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