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Keith!
Beep boop bwop. All opinions are my own, but probably taken from someone smarter/cooler than me. He/him
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Keith! Aug 7
The amount of times I’ve accidentally cleaned our glass table with Febreeze instead of Windex is four.
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Keith! Aug 5
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Keith! Aug 5
Could someone who is super familiar with Chicago answer a question about Burnside for me?
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Keith! Aug 4
Replying to @robbjkjones @CoriBush
SHE DID IT!
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Keith! Aug 3
This...this is incredible.
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Keith! Aug 3
Replying to @johnhornor
Watched it a few weeks ago, too! What struck me (besides all of those things you listed) was how weird the tone is...and how it somehow pulls it off.
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Keith! Aug 2
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Fall Guys 👑 Jul 31
3 hours left! If you're waiting for keys still, spin this Fall Guy for good luck 1 RT = 1 Spin
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Keith! Jul 30
Second the knuckle method
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Keith! Jul 28
Replying to @aahrealbonsters
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Keith! Jul 28
Replying to @aahrealbonsters
EVERYTHING. But I don't see Dan Levy as supporting.
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Keith! Jul 28
Replying to @danewhunter
I meant that I'm not over 6 feet tall but LOVE ME some 5in shorts.
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Keith! Jul 28
Replying to @danewhunter
I'll have to settle for just one :(
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Keith! Jul 26
My sexuality is Rick Moranis.
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Keith! Jul 26
Replying to @keithhologram
Now I’m explaining the gay experience to my robot friend.
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Keith! Jul 26
Me: “I think I need a break from this murder mystery picross game” Game: The next mystery is at a gay bar with a drag queen named Fran Tasia! Me: “NEVERMIND”
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Keith! Jul 25
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Mike Scollins Jul 23
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Keith! Jul 23
I've learned so much from
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Keith! Jul 20
Replying to @mcguirejpatrick
This is a good tweet
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