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k e i t h 🐤🥔
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KeetPotato
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📍texas 🏠 england ✉️ keetpotatomail@gmail.com
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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the ears my wife thinks i have when she talks to me from the kitchen while im in the shower twitter.com/morticiakate/s…
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Fred Delicious
@Fred_Delicious
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[tears streaming down my face]
"baby shark do do do do do do...
[starts doing the actions] twitter.com/nielo_2wit/sta…
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
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if you work in the food industry reply to this tweet with where you work and would you eat there, if not why?
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
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😂
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
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mate he’s busy
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
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30. sij |
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remember when workplaces didnt take mental health seriously, you’d tell someone you were stressed n they’d just be like “have this small squashy ball with our logo on it”
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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29. sij |
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stupid shop is all im sayin
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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29. sij |
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technically the entire shop is world food
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
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28. sij |
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
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27. sij |
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id rather be a swan than a stupid irish dick
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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27. sij |
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you actually look stupid here because jokes on you im actually 5’8”
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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27. sij |
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if it’s a war you want you just have to ask
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Mickstape
@MickstapeShow
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26. sij |
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That’s Kobe’s building the Grammys are gonna have to wait twitter.com/foxla/status/1…
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Adrienne Airhart
@craydrienne
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My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now.
Oh wait that's not my waiter.
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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23. sij |
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😂😂
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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23. sij |
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those two minutes were just plain ridiculous
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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22. sij |
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i would make sure you were a hostage
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
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22. sij |
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elon musk over here
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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22. sij |
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[the first person to invent a pistol is robbing a bank]
him: [holding it up] “GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY”
bank teller: “i don’t know what that is but fuck you”
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k e i t h 🐤🥔
@KeetPotato
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22. sij |
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nba jam gave me my first boner
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