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Keegan
Let’s have some peak experiences before things go to shit
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Keegan Jun 21
It is 1:17AM and I just bolted out of bed because I realized I forgot to feed my sourdough starter. If that doesn’t shed some light on my psyche I don’t know what else would.
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Senator Patty Murray Jun 20
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…” On this World Refugee Day, let’s all pause to reflect on these words from the Statue of Liberty that have welcomed so many to our shores—& strive to live up to our nation's promise of freedom.
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Keegan Jun 20
Replying to @keegan_dohm
Even if you know your senator supports your position on issues- call them and tell them that too. Let them know their constituents will back them up in the voting booth when they take risks.
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Keegan Jun 20
Call your senator! You do not even have to talk to a real person: 202-224-3121 so you can just rattle off whatever script you write yourself. I walked home in the dark last night and called and to leave a message about
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Jun 19
Yeah, give that a good, hard think. What could you do......?
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Keegan Jun 19
It’s half past midnight and I’m literally lying awake thinking about what a great movie Ocean’s 8 is.
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Keegan Jun 19
What with my striped, collared shirt, bright green plaid shorts (both of which are paint splattered), no makeup, and unwashed hair- my painting outfit will surely make me a fashion icon.
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Elizabeth Hackett Jun 18
I decided to have that 4th cup of coffee and now my body has been replaced by a human-shaped swarm of bees.
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Keegan Jun 18
I have had the beanhive pandora tuned to the Nancy Sinatra station since 7am purely to hear “these boots are made for walkin’” and now, at 1:24pm my persistence hAS PAID OFF
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Keegan Jun 18
Replying to @bluesuedeschue
AMEN
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Keegan Jun 17
I may not have left my apartment or put pants on today, but I did all of my dishes and made this so we’ll call it a win.
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🍒 Jun 16
OCEAN’S 8 has rihanna OCEAN’S 8 has sarah paulson OCEAN’S 8 has awkwafina OCEAN’S 8 has sandra bullock OCEAN’S 8 has anne hathaway OCEAN’S 8 has helena bonham carter OCEAN’S 8 has cate blanchett OCEAN’S 8 has mindy kaling
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art ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)˚๐*˟ ♡ Jun 7
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Keegan Jun 14
A real reaction to her song getting queued
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Keegan Jun 14
Not even 10am and a child has told me I look like a “beautiful pony”
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Keegan Jun 13
Give me things to tell my Art Campers when they say they hate themselves/hate their art/ are just short of a full blown meltdown
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Hayley Schueneman Jun 11
OKAY I'm doing it: One-stop resume and cover letter editing shop! Send me your resume, cover letter, and the position description you are applying for, I will return in 48 hours (or less), then you Venmo me $20. RT TO BOOST PLS, I WANNA USE MY NERDY PASSION FOR GOOD!
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Keegan Jun 12
My favorite kind of kid is the one who immediately asks “what are we doing?” AFTER I’ve just explained what we’re doing for several minutes.
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Effin' Birds Jun 11
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Keegan Jun 11
I put in two weeks notice for the first time in my life today!!!! 71 days left to enjoy: now with ~slightly~ more time!!!!
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