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Keegan
Let’s have some peak experiences before things go to shit
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Keegan 41m
There are like five coffee shops within a block of my school but none of them are and that is my main issue with living in Vancouver, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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Keegan 14h
“Gotta get two cups out for the boozers here” -my grandpa, as he makes vodka tonics for the both of us
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Whitney Cummings Sep 21
For those of you who say what Kavanaugh did was “horseplay.” I have a horse. We play. It’s respectful and consensual.
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Keegan Sep 20
Swimming is all fun and games until you find out you have to go up 3 flights of stairs to get back to your bus!!!!!
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mag Sep 18
me: WHO DID THIS 😭😭😂 museum employee: it says the artists name under every painting. please stop asking this
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NOT A WOLF Sep 18
GONNA DRINK A BUNCH OF COLD BREW AND THROW UP THE CONCEPT OF TIME
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Thoughts of Dog Sep 19
if you don’t mind. i’m gonna love you a whole lot
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Karen Kilgariff Sep 19
If this plane goes down remember me as one who, above all else, thrived in chaos
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Keegan Sep 17
I just completely lost the plot of an accounting lecture for a second as the topic moved from accounting to murder in a way that I didn't follow at all.
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Keegan Sep 15
Replying to @IamLAURAmazing
MISS YOU BUDDY
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Keegan Sep 15
What we lack in milk that’s within the best by date, I make up for in willingness to use ice cream as coffee creamer.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 Apr 25
ME: "I need my teeth." ANXIETY: "Sure but have you considered grinding them into a fine powder while you sleep? Seems equally good."
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Keegan Sep 11
Replying to @_KendallT
YES IT IS GOOD JOB BUDDY
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Keegan Sep 10
I love school, but I just left a leadership class that messed with me so much one of my first thoughts was “perhaps going back to therapy would be a good idea”
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s(atan)pencer Aug 30
no abba, i say thank YOU for the music
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Keegan Sep 4
Clued my grandma in to the whole “Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer” theory and let me just say it’s making watching the news a lot more fun.
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Keegan Sep 4
Photo creed to at mads Dohm!!!! MY B AT MADS DOHM!!!!
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Aparna Nancherla Sep 4
My superpower is having another coffee I don't need
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Keegan Sep 4
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Keegan Sep 3
isn’t home yet. Grandpa: “maybe she’s been arrested”
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