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Keegan
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Casey Mendoza Dec 8
watch. another. show.
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Bonnie's Crew Dec 5
"let there be love, but let it sting only in the right places: in too-soon goodbyes and wishing I could steal the pain from your shoulders."  Today at Bonnie's Crew: a strong, hopeful poem by - 'Let There Be Love'
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Kids Write Jokes Dec 7
DID YOU HAVE FUN AT WORK
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Keegan Dec 6
I have an aggressive undereye twitch right now and I’m just not ~loving~ that look for me!!!!
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ditch pony Dec 5
cut negativity out of your life. delete Facebook. block your landlord’s number. uninstall your banking app. stop paying taxes. forget math. self care.
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Keegan Dec 4
My nighttime walks are getting longer and longer because! I! Am! Easily! Distracted! By! Twinkly! Lights!
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Meghan Curran Dec 4
not to be dramatic but group projects should be illegal
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Keegan Dec 4
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Anthony Oliveira Dec 2
Artist creates "Adam" - a breathtakingly magnificent sculpture that, she realized in the making, has certainly killed her. I stopped breathing while reading this.
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Keegan Dec 2
Replying to @IamLAURAmazing
I miss YOU!!!!!
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Karen Kilgariff Dec 2
Just said “stop being weird” out loud to myself but I’m not gonna
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Keegan Dec 2
I just crossed the street specifically to go pet a dog wearing booties I know why I’m alone
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accidental axolotl Dec 1
Friend: you look cute! Me: thank you, I am perpetually uncomfortable in my own body
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Henpecked Hal Nov 29
I offer my kids $500 for every A on their report card. It sends the message that education is a priority in our household and it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright.
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Keegan Nov 29
Replying to @marissasouthern
That’s all I ever want!
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Keegan Nov 29
Thanks to for another article that made me just say 'oh' and then also cry.
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Keegan Nov 28
My finance exam is over!!!!! CHRISTMAS IS NOW. BYE
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erin “says who” ryan Nov 28
I too have not ruled out running for President in 2020
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Keegan Nov 27
It is 5:07pm, the dead of night, and I just said “good morning!” to a bus driver
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