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2019’s Kate McCabe
Yankee in The UK. Too lazy to stir 1/2-way thru cooking. A stand-up AND an improviser, they call me 'Day-Walker'. Well, I call me that. See also
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Jess O'Neill 18h
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2019’s Kate McCabe 20h
Replying to @JoshuassJones
Nice work, funny man!
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2019’s Kate McCabe 22h
Replying to @ValKappa
Fantastic!
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2019’s Kate McCabe 22h
Choking to death on food for me. Or the cave mutants from The Descent.
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Megan Amram Jul 14
i mean, trump is right, most of those congresswomen are from a country whose government is a complete and total catastrophe
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 14
Replying to @JonathanMayor
Already tweeting from the suburbs, isn't that bad enough?
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 14
Replying to @JonathanMayor
Finally, you’re right about SOMETHING
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 14
People assume that dresses from the Georgian era were fashioned with 'puffy' sleeves. In actuality, the sleeves are skin tight. Women from that age were super hench and could actually bench press a draft horse.
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 14
I’m going to open my eyes and then immediately read an infinity loop of bad opinions. —Me going on Twitter every morning.
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Deborah Halsey Jul 12
"Carriages clatter through the streets, women storm in and out of rooms wearing miles of silk, coal is mined, seasons change, but the whole sumptuous business only exists to cup its hands around two women falling in love."
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Paul F. Tompkins Jul 13
And must also be abolished
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 13
OK but 0/100 men can take a point off a woman even when she’s demonstrably right.
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Jason Jul 12
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 11
Duolingo but for SIMPSON'S quotes.
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ComedySportz M UK Jul 11
See ComedySportz at when you this summer! Competitive comedy the whole family can enjoy as teams go for gold with gags, games! 12.20pm 4.30pm 1st-17th Aug 2019 Part of
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 10
Replying to @rosieyakob
Just glad to see you again! Thanks for coming out. Travel safely! X
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 10
A Devil's Advocate: Your honour, I think we need to consider whether or not white men might be the ones who are truly suffering here. The mainstream media, coupled with the Me Too movement has stultif-- The Devil: Your Honour, I'd like to dismiss my counsel and defend myself.
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2019’s Kate McCabe Jul 9
Replying to @EndlessJeopardy
What is a ‘zendy’ straw?
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butters Jul 7
british people be having sex like: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving
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Murder Inc. Jul 9
June 10th! We're coming back at you, Leeds. At it's our improvised murder on Love Island...Get your beach bods down to the theatre to crack the case.
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