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Kate Zasowski
scripty ; jokester , ; views are me; she/her
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Kate Zasowski 14h
PORTLAND, OREGON: Catch me and a bunch of other great comics at the Portland Queer Comedy Festival this weekend! I got a new haircut and look like an emotionally intelligent backstreet boy
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Kate Zasowski Jul 18
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Kate Zasowski Jul 18
Can't wait to get drunk and watch live action Cats in a movie theater with other adults
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Shantira Jackson Jul 18
Today is my 32nd birthday and I overheard a conversation that will be the inspiration for this upcoming season of my life. Girl 1: You know I’m a lot of fun. But I’m not going. Girl 2: Yeah. Surround yourself with these types of people and continue to thrive. AMEN
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Kate Zasowski Jul 18
Scarlett Johansson could play all of these
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Kate Zasowski Jul 18
Replying to @everfoundemma
It’s one or the other!
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Kate Zasowski Jul 18
Am I getting dumber or are Captcha tests getting harder
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Dana Schwartz Jul 17
Two important pieces of information: 1) Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Hot Priest were in the play "Roaring Trade" together at the Soho theatre in 2009 2) there are photos
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Kate Zasowski Jul 17
Replying to @tira_tira_tira
I’m a Toyotathot
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Kate Zasowski Jul 17
when I see other Corollas while driving my Corolla
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Eva Victor Jul 17
stop trying to pit me against other women in my field it will literally never work 😈😈😈😈
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Kate Zasowski Jul 16
Replying to @k8zasowski
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Kate Zasowski Jul 16
FaceApp has made me realize I’ll need to grow my hair out as I age, because I can handle looking like a white boy but I never want to be mistaken for an old white man.
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Dewayne Perkins Jul 16
I got nominated for my first Emmy today!!! I didn’t but I thought, what if I just posted that, people would def believe it. Let’s all just start just lying, the President does it, why can’t we? Also I am literally Laura Dern, I promise.
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Nicole Silverberg Jul 16
whose lesbian vision board is this
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Kate Zasowski Jul 16
hmm suddenly he cares about representation in media
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Kate Zasowski Jul 15
Therapist: And what do we do when we feel like this? Me: karaoke Therapist: No
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Kate Zasowski Jul 15
Cool that our president is like a word of the day calendar but with racism
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Bedtime is 10 pm Jul 15
Criticizing America means you hate America. If you really loved your country and saw it rotting from within you’d patriotically shut up and let it happen
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Kate Zasowski Jul 15
I’m more of a hot girl bummer
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