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I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of , the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.
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Kwame Mbalia aka Key Lime Fly Jul 14
"racially charged" makes it sound like y'all out here buying triple K batteries
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Mother Jones 3h
This exchange between and defense secretary nominee Mark Esper is stunning. A former lobbyist for defense contractor Raytheon, Esper refused to commit to not return to a defense firm after working in government.
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Replying to @NorbertElekes @cameo
Hey, just wondering, do those robots also have to pee in bottles because they'd lose their jobs if they took a bathroom break? Happy !
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Anyone who runs a screen locker numbered 0.1 deserves what will inevitably happen.
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➕ asiniiwiikwe ➕ Jul 15
Happy ! Remember that Jeff Bezos has enough wealth to house every homeless family in America, but Amazon still refuses to pay its workers a living wage, honor their basic needs or pay ANY taxes on $11.2 billion in profit.
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Replying to @zachlieberman
It *should* hide, that book did *so* much damage to the brains of my less-skilled coworkers. It should be titled, "How to code by cut-and-paste, how to code review by Fallacy of Appeal to Authority".
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Voluntary subjunctive: I should have cocktailed. F. Scott Fitzgerald Conjugates "to Cocktail"
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Replying to @johngary @OKBJGM
Replace "in his offline life" with "when he had not been drinking" and see how well that excuse plays then.
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Replying to @danajaybein @mattl
Alexa, show me another reason that the "Share" button should be labelled "Amplify".
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Ingrid Burrington Jul 15
yooooo if you would like to be v extra about the Amazon strike today check out 's guide to setting up a VPN that blocks all AWS traffic, enjoy having most of the internet not work for a couple of days like you're on a wellness retreat or something
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Hayes Davenport 19 Nov 16
People saying Trump "tweets to distract" remind me of how my mom thought our dog knew when it was his birthday.
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Replying to @GailSimone
He breathlessly explains that fog machine juice and lube are the same thing, as he strips the tubing out of an enema kit
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Ian Madrigal - The Monopoly Man Jul 14
Nancy Pelosi: He’s a white supremacist, but we’d still love to work with him on immigration!
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Jason Scott Jul 13
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Alyssa Milano Jul 13
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Replying to @textfiles
A QA engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer. Orders a beer. Orders 2147483647 beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders no beers. Orders a lizard. Orders '); DROP TABLE orders;--. Orders sfdelknesv. Orders.
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jonhendrenPeaceful Jul 12
the big reason twitter is popular is becuase its the same thing as yelling back at the tv except they might actually see it
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Replying to @textfiles
That's like an 0xFF engineer dude
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