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I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of , the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.
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It has been palimpsested so many times since that weasel fell into the Large Hadron Collider in early 2016, who can truly know
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Deep Time Fakes. Machine learning brings old paintings and photos to life: Machine learning researchers have produced a system that can recreate lifelike motion from just a single frame of a person's face, opening up the possibility of animating not...
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5G Networks Could Throw Weather Forecasting Into Chaos. NOAA's acting chief said that interference from 5G wireless phones could reduce the accuracy of forecasts by 30 percent. That's equivalent, he said, to the quality of weather predictions four...
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Arvind Narayanan May 22
One of the worst things about programming as a profession is that we did not standardize on "You want us to put face recognition on your billboard to target ads by ethnicity? That's against our code of ethics."
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Replying to @WalterStephanie
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𝙶𝚂𝚅 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛 [𝚂𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚗 𝚂𝙼𝙵] 15h
Julian is the geopolitical equivalent of that guy at the bar who is The Reason That Sign Is There and now the bar sucks.
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Homeless Armada. Hoist The Black! "Imagine this is the view from your backyard. Now imagine a homeless person crashing a boat into your deck & asking for a peanut butter sandwich! Neighbors in Belvedere say incidents like this are happening more...
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Robbie Richardson May 22
The workhouse that inspired Dickens to write Oliver Twist is being converted to luxury flats with a separate ‘poor entrance’ for social housing. In other news I’m overthrowing capitalism tomorrow with an army of Victorian child ghosts.
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Charles Louis Richter May 22
Lana Del Rey: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! Moby: So...you like me?
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🌮 Brian Clevinger 18h
You've got less than 10 hours to help us make a hardcover for The Nicodemus Job and also to print Doctor Dinosaur's godawful book about time travel tourism that you absolutely shouldn't read.
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Recent movies and TV. Unicorn Store is hilarious! It is literally about a Unicorn Store. I assume Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson made this on a weekend in the middle of Captain Marvel. That means, canonically, Nick Fury owns a unicorn store....
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ May 22
Replying to @TweetUCopia
Which is the U̶b̶e̶r̶ Triangle Shirtwaist Fire of Hotels.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ May 22
Replying to @ultimatepulse @hbolton
They missed a gag by not changing the map markers to "Overvalued IPO" and "Endangered Nightclub"
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Gurney Harlech May 22
Got to love it when (checks notes) Rage Against The Machine report (checks notes) the official campaign for Britain leaving the EU to (checks notes) The Beastie Boys.
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Dear Lazyweb: Why is Let's Encrypt emailing me saying "Your certificates will expire in 10 days" about ? As far as I can tell it doesn't expire until August. The email lists every domain in that cert except for mta-sts, which was...
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ﮊꝍhn Ꝍffenhartz May 22
Replying to @jwz
The “Uber of X” phrase should be mentally catalogued in the same place as the “Triangle Shirtwaist Fire of X”
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ May 22
Replying to @svenwallman
Headers as he received them are fine, SPF and DMARC passed. concurs.
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Replying to @KdotCdot
And I'm sure it wasn't AT ALL an unlicensed, uninspected fire trap.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ May 22
"The Uber of Live Music" Sofar Sounds house concerts raises $25M, but bands get just $100: Tired of noisy music venues where you can hardly see the stage? Sofar Sounds puts on concerts in people's living rooms where fans pay $15 to $30 to sit silently...
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Replying to @zachlieberman
BTW, I have these shoes and am happy to report that the dazzle pattern is uninterrupted after you cut the logos off. Also there's dazzle in the sole.
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