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I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of , the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.
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Patrick 4h
How I imagine the private Putin/Trump meetings go: Trump: Hello Vladimir! How are y... Putin: Manhattan, emerald, lemur, tentpole. Execute SITREP One. Trump: Er.. Subjective integrity intact. Putin: Execute SITREP Two. Trump: Operational Objectives on track...
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Replying to @_msw_ @rakyll and 3 others
It's actually spelled ‏‍ but Twitter never pronounces it correctly
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Replying to @codinghorror
Really? Because it's going to be about what a brave and principled leader he was, and how he once owned a cat, and everyone will be all, "hey now, it's too soon to speak ill of the dead."
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 16
U+1FB41 'LOWER RIGHT BLOCK DIAGONAL UPPER MIDDLE LEFT TO UPPER CENTRE' is a Game Changer. Unicode Consortium: 214 characters from legacy computers and teletext that were proposed by the Terminals Working Group were just accepted:
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 16
Replying to @raedioactive
It did not, of course, tell me which word in my weekly DNA calendar mailing was the "dirty" one.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 16
Oh boy, I seem to have broken everything. Lazyweb, what's the proper way to take an infinite stream of MP3 bytes and publish to an SSL-enabled Icecast server? It turns out that now that I'm doing Strict-Transport-Security and everything on my web...
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 15
Replying to @codinghorror
I do cringe every time someone says "a penny costs more than a penny!" though. Because that's totally how currency works.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 15
Replying to @epaga
You got the future you were promised.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 15
Replying to @codinghorror
According to a barely-remembered episode of The West Wing, we still have it because getting rid of it would make Illinois cry?
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 15
My favorite email bounce message of the week: "The Symantec Email service has detected content in an email that matches the following policy: Inappropriate Content (5.x.x) Please remove any language inappropriate for business and resend the message."
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 15
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 15
Mercator Globe. "I'm mesmerized by how opposite of correct this is"
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Replying to @textfiles
It seems very on brand for people who make their living selling ads.
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Mark Hamill Jan 14
FUN FACT: "Back To The Future" screenwriters Robert Zemeckis & Bob Gale have both stated that Biff Tannen, played by the hilarious Tom Wilson (of Wing Commander fame) was, in part, based on our current "President".
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 15
Replying to @violetblue
How does that shithole site fill a PAIR of 6 story buildings on Brannan? How many people do they need to employ just to poison our search results? What do all of those people DO?
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Alex Yakushev 26 Jun 17
How I see JavaScript type system
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 14
Don't sell yourself short! You also predate MySpace.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 14
DNA Lounge update, wherein shady businesses are shady.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 13
Replying to @jwz
I am deleting this thread because you are all literally the worst. How to take your blog comments and ratchet the intelligence down: use Twitter.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Jan 13
Sucked
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