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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜
I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of , the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ 22h
Replying to @NickFrancesco
That's not what I said. If you're going to quote 20 year old snark at least spell it right.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 16
On the plus side, you can hardly smell the piss any more!
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 16
That's crazy, I expect the doctor to be staring deeply and sincerely into my eyes while fondling my ... oh wait I think I misunderstood. This is actually a glory hole?
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 16
10,000 Zombies Vs Giant Blender.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 16
Replying to @KdotCdot
I was wondering about that -- I mean, everyone in Beijing wears masks and they all smoke like chimneys, right? Surely someone sells masks with holes pre-poked.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 16
The Relentless March of Art History. aleli_arch: Apparently this was in the 2018 Kanagawa / Kawasaki Halloween parade. See also Jane Zhang, Dust My Shoulders Off, as seen on jwz mixtape 176.
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Burrito Justice Nov 15
air quality in SF right now
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Replying to @textfiles
Perhaps it has theme music but we are simply too cowardly to hear it
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 15
Replying to @textfiles
I still vividly remember the first time I played that game, "Ok, fun little shooter" then the head appears and WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
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Anand Giridharadas Nov 15
To all those from the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative who have reached out to me in recent months confessing your misgivings about the people you work for, now is the time to speak out and step away from laundering the reputation of a man who would sell democracy for user growth.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 14
Heck of a resumé you got there. Matthew G. Whitaker, Acting Attorney General: In November 2014, a Miami Beach-based firm, World Patent Marketing, announced the "marketing launch" of a "MASCULINE TOILET," which boasted a specially designed bowl to help...
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 14
Replying to @DocPop
I mean, this story sounds less like "landlords are jerks" and more like "rightful owner cheated out of $1.7M by siblings"
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 14
They are Justified, and Ancient. The People's Pyramid: The Toxteth Day Of The Dead: The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu are building a pyramid. The pyramid will be constructed of 34592 bricks. Each brick in the pyramid will contain the ash of a dead...
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Julia Carrie Wong Nov 13
It’s going to be weird when New Yorkers start protesting the Amazon buses and all the publications send SF-based reporters to NYC to spend three days understanding the culture before writing 1200 word features lightly mocking the activists for standing in the way of progress
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 13
Tell them to stop listening to my farts. Anna Trupiano: Today in 1st grade one of my Deaf students farted loudly in class and other students turned to look at them. The following is a snippet of a 15 minute conversation that happened entirely in...
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The Onion Nov 13
New York City Announces Subway Just For Amazon Employees Now
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Nov 13
Replying to @raedioactive
I mean, he was a pulp fiction writer from the same era who had a whole thing about alien gods and whatnot...
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Kelsey D. Atherton Nov 13
phrase every announcement about the online retailer's decisions as "Amazon, the company that so harshly punishes warehouse workers for using the bathroom they often relieve themselves into bottles on the warehouse floor, just announced"
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Robinson Meyer Nov 13
When we talk about how climate change is already harming the most vulnerable, this kind of story—about a homeless woman in SF trying not to sleep outside in the toxic wildfire smoke—is what we mean:
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Replying to @_uosl @pavel_lishin
That one is xanalogtv
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