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I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of , the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ retweeted
Roxy 🌹🛠🦁 Sep 2
florida union density is abysmal but the weeki wachee mermaids are state employees, which i believe makes us probably the only state w unionized mermaids
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𝕰𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞 🦇 Sep 13
Pulp art of spooky houses is Halloween all over
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International shipping rates are already so insane it's hard to imagine it getting even worse -- it costs us almost $26 in shipping to send a single t-shirt to *Canada*.
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Matthew Federman Sep 15
Not every awful person on here is a bot, but if you assume they are you'll sleep better.
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Hello, 311? I need to call in a drone strike on this "Amazon Treasure Truck" and the incredibly shitty music they keep blasting into my window.
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Replying to @georgelazenby @cstross
"Would you rub some of that bug powder on my USB port?"
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Joe Gross Sep 13
Of all the quotes and gorgeous sentences that point to How We Live Now, "she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human” remains the scariest.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Sep 14
Replying to @mrkraft
Now defend the melodica
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Sep 14
Replying to @BrokeAssStuart
I love the phrase, "There is no ethical reason that weather should make something smell this way" but I also have to assume that the past was a very, very, very, VERY stinky place. Even pre-vape.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Sep 14
Replying to @longnow @SmithUCLA
But maybe those were actually people trying to figure out a way to survive, rather than merely a bunch of idle monarchs, bored out of their minds, with more money than sense and a desire to partay? Just an idea. HTH.
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Benjamin Molineaux Sep 13
Kids today: "you mean the 'save' button represents some kind of physical storage disk? OMG" Me today: "you mean 'upper case' and 'lower case' refer to the physical cases where printers kept their letters? OMG"
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Sep 14
Replying to @weskerfoot
Tag less. Thumbs up.
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Sep 13
tag graph. I made a network graph of the tags on all of my blog posts, using vis.js. I thought there might be some interesting clustering that showed up, but... not really. And it's incredibly slow. Can any of you improve it? Tags are bidirectionally...
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Replying to @danfuzz
Finally got my iTunes setup just how I like it
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The American Caliban Sep 13
I insist that you refer to tech misogyny as "GNU/misogyny." I cannot allow my many contributions to this vital field to be credited to
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Replying to @Pinboard
"ESR is just the worst" RMS: "Hold my beer"
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Replying to @migueldeicaza
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Mijente Sep 13
Replying to @ConMijente
IBM sold tech to the Nazis. Palantir sells tech to ICE. Their refusal to acknowledge their complicity is damning We’re joining Jewish allies in telling Palantir to learn from history & join immigrants in collectively refusing to work for an agency that violates human rights
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Replying to @33asr
This is my happy place
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j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜ Sep 13
Replying to @postessive
Capital! It's a useless abstraction above kilocalories
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