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I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of , the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.
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Scenes from England's growing magician problem. Iron-age death cult's botched ritual burns its logo into 73 children's faces: Dozens of pupils were left with burns after "toxic" ash crosses were daubed on to their foreheads for Ash Wednesday at a...
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DNA Lounge 10h
♬ SO STOKED: ENTER THE MATRIX: 20TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING + RAVE at DNA Lounge tonight: Fri Mar 22, 6:30pm!
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Michael Beschloss Mar 21
Today 1973--Nixon told his former Attorney General and campaign manager, John Mitchell, about the Watergate scandal: "I want you all to stonewall it, let them plead the Fifth Amendment, cover-up or anything else, if it'll save it--save the plan."
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Violet Blue® Mar 21
The former deputy national security adviser used AOL email to discuss selling nuclear technology to the Saudis. I'm screaming, we're all screaming, it's like grandpa fell asleep smoking in bed.
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swervin merv Mar 19
EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor
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David Schenet Mar 20
"I can't see these unicode characters on my ssh session." "Oh right, because you link through like eighteen different systems, and somewhere in the middle, there's an enslaved court stenographer or some shit." "You leave Harold alone, he *loves* this job."
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keep your electric eye on me Mar 21
This is not a good thing, and it was oh, so predictable: air filtration masks as fashion accessories. Trust consumer capitalism to try to normalize and exploit the emergency of , not solve it.
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Replying to @jm3 @lenazun
It gets old. It really gets old.
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International Docking Standard dot com. If Apple were involved in this, the connector would have been completely different every 18 months, and each spacecraft would now come with a stack of dongles. 7.With this standard can anyone now dock to the...
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Devin Nunes Sues Cow. Devin Nunes is suing Twitter and the accounts and (Devin Nunes' Cow) for $250M. That's right: "Rep. Devin Nunes, the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee, is suing Twitter because a fake cow...
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NASA issues space herpes warning as virus reactivates in astronauts: Due to this suppression of the immune system, the astronauts' bodies are less able to keep dormant viruses down, allowing them to reactivate. "To date, 47 out of 89 (53%) astronauts...
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Our Faith-Based State Department. Good to see the Sons of Jacob are being taken care of. The State Department on Monday said it would not be distributing a transcript or list of attendees from a briefing call with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo held...
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Jason Scott Mar 19
Replying to @textfiles
I mean, it LOOKS like new pricing with a grandfathered set of creators so that the current people don't make as much of a kick and scream as they did last time. I.e. They're going to jack prices up because 10% of all the income for keeping their hard drives wasn't enough?
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Replying to @mediapathic
There is no thermo only zuul
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Replying to @0x6772
The original Electropaint blew my goddamned mind, so I'm glad to help!
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m i t h Mar 18
can whoever did the myspace migration go work for facebook?
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Replying to @TheStalwart
"But I already knew that" is a bad look for you. Never, ever do it.
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Replying to @ModernDayNTK
Wow look at all those RTs. I understand that what the hip kids say is "Hey you guys check out my Soundcloud?"
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