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I write screen savers and sell beer. Impresario of , the world's greatest nightclub. Also wrote your parents' web browser and stuff.
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Aaron Fritschner 4h
Replying to @Fritschner
Every House Republican just voted against the motion, which would have restored Election Assistance Commission funding for grants to states for infrastructure upgrades to defend against cyberattacks.
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Mat Honan 17h
So, I guess that was Zuckerberg's last podcast?
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Trumpover.
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Replying to @textfiles
The mere act of sagely contemplating these issues makes my monocle plop into my martini.
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Replying to @GreatDismal
Do they all just fixate on one particular cliched phrasing for each crisis, like cute names for serial killers? "Oh, we're using 'meddling' for this one, great." Is there some Patient Zero of a White House press release where it originated?
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Replying to @textfiles
He sure likes saying "Editors of the Internet". Burn it all down.
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Ten Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums. "Your artists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
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Benjy Sarlin Jul 18
So apparently Mark Zuckerberg is under the impression there's some good faith debate going on over whether the Holocaust happened?
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Dana Gould Jul 17
Wow. NY Times photo of Trump’s notes from today. He wrote in, in Sharpie, “There was no collusion,” and CROSSED OUT, “and those involved in meddling should be brought to justice.”
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Unmatched ) in regex; marked by <-- HERE in m/(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) <-- HERE / at -e line 1.
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James Angleton Jul 17
Side-loading SCORPION STARE onto a new Nintendo 3DS or 3DS XL is now possible using Paper Mario: Sticker Star as well as Cubic Ninja.
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Dana Gould Jul 17
Hey look! It’s ‘s Wayne LaPierre with Russian spy Maria Butina. Maria and Wayne used the NRA as a shell corp to funnel Russian money into the ‘16 election. Only Maria is in jail. For now.
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Oh no, it's even worse than you imagine --
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Replying to @quasimondo
So, so vile!
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Approved News 6 Jul 17
Can You Name the Current Arch-Ghoul of the Simmering Chasm? Here's What Would Happen If You Did
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Replying to @quasimondo
RIGHT? It's completely, utterly vile. If you haven't seen my multi-month log of disputing a spurious set of robo-claims, you may enjoy it:
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Time Flies: Levitating Nixie Clock. This is an absolutely amazing artifact whose physical existence is difficult to accept. I can barely wrap my head around the fact that this thing is pushing enough electrons through the air that it can not only hold...
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Simon Maloy Jul 16
gotta be weird for the NRA comms team to have a PR crisis that doesn't involve dead children
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Just gonna leave this regexp here. How to handle emoji: Where other methods are not available, you can use the following regex (for Unicode 11.0 emoji). For clarity, it escapes all characters that can be invisible or are non-spacing -- otherwise you...
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Scientific Shark Jul 14
humans it is shark awarenesses day. here are some things I am aware of: A rock The fish over there Pawning off the responsibility of reducing plastic pollution onto individual consumers instead of addressing the larger industrial issues is some grade a classism Lots of sand
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