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AJ Foster
Comedian seen on 's Gotham Comedy Live, , & on . I'm just tryna be famous enough for someone to create a Wikipedia page for me!
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AJ Foster 21h
AKoin and Young Jeeeezyyy!!! 🎤 😫
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AJ Foster Jun 23
Am I trippin or is there a player on the Korean team named Swae Lee?
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AJ Foster Jun 23
Anybody else ever watch a commercial for 10 mins before you realize it was an infomercial? 😅
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AJ Foster Jun 21
Replying to @taytops
Gettin rid of that poison. No one likes him wherever he goes
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AJ Foster Jun 20
Replying to @chelsheath4
I don’t have enough followers 🤷🏾‍♂️ Thanks tho!
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AJ Foster Jun 20
Replying to @ManDuh_Arnold
Right! I didn’t come here for all of that! Let’s stick to the script bro! No ad-libbing
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AJ Foster Jun 20
Replying to @juscallmeAJ
And then Randy Watson comes in and sings “I believe the immigrant children are our future!”
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AJ Foster Jun 20
Replying to @juscallmeAJ
Cleo McDowell would be like “but Donald... the boy’s got his OWN MONEY!”
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AJ Foster Jun 20
Can Eddie Murphy make a Coming To America sequel where Akeem fights to get his kids back after being separated at the border even tho he told them he was the Prince of Zamunda, but Trump was just like “FAKE NEWS!”?
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AJ Foster Jun 19
Replying to @jeffcny
They wouldn’t even care! lol my warranty expired 15k miles ago so now they try to gauge me every time I come in there
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AJ Foster Jun 19
Replying to @boreamayo
I think they “winterized” me too because my AC is blowing hot air now. It was pretty cool on the way over smh
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AJ Foster Jun 19
I’m getting some service on my car today and they gon ask me if I knew my side mirror was broken like I ain’t the one who been pressing it back on every time it fall off. Just change that oil and rotate them tires fam 🙄
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AJ Foster Jun 19
Replying to @taytops
You be workin them corner-boy shifts!
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AJ Foster Jun 19
FILTHY!!
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AJ Foster Jun 19
In The Bronx we call that a “who gon stop me?!?!?”
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AJ Foster Jun 11
It’s too early for the internet to be this cruel 🤣🤣🤣
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AJ Foster Jun 6
Gm 1: Lebron outplays everyone, but Warriors outplay Cavs as a unit Gm 2: Warriors collectively just outmatch Cavs Gm 3: Cavs actually outplay Warriors, but KD destroys EVERYONE! 🔥🔥 🔥 (LBJ included)
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AJ Foster Jun 6
Ya posted 2 photos and asked “Left or Right?” She expected the masses to reply “Both”... an overwhelming majority said “Neither”
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AJ Foster Jun 5
“Him downstairs...”
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AJ Foster Jun 5
“what they believe...” 🙄
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