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Juli Boggs
Arts&Culture freelance writer | Unrepentant traveler | Amateur Wino/Owner at Tabeaux Cellars | Nuclear mechanic at large.
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Juli Boggs Feb 16
Boyfriend: did it hurt? Me: what? Bf: when you fell from heaven? Me: awww Bf: because your face... Me: what about it? Bf: it looks like you fell really far... Me: ... Bf: and like you fell right on it
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Juli Boggs Feb 16
Replying to @Captain_Hooks
Bans suck more than irritating tourist attractions.
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Juli Boggs Feb 16
Thinking that next time a barista asks for my name for an order I'll tell them "Siri" so when they yell it out everyone's phones will just go nuts. Idea given to me by the barista currently shouting, in vain, about the latte for Alexa. "ALEXA? ALEXA!"
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Juli Boggs Feb 14
Replying to @hipsterocracy
Marshmallow Mateys by the 5 gallon bag or gtfo.
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Juli Boggs Feb 13
An old man I’m staying with was cleaning out his files in the home office yesterday. He picked up a stack of tax paperwork and considered it for a moment before saying “I know that I should keep these- but they do not bring me joy.”
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Juli Boggs Feb 13
Replying to @juliboggs
Joke’s on me. I’m out of town so he said he would eat that whole pizza to himself and then put the $3 he saved towards gas to drive down and see me. Which is actually kind of sweet.
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Juli Boggs Feb 13
Replying to @jbaum_news
Only if he buys it and eats the whole thing without me.
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Juli Boggs Feb 13
For Valentine’s Day I forwarded a Mountain Mikes promotional coupon for $3 off a heart-shaped pizza to my boyfriend, so don’t tell me that romance is dead.
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Juli Boggs Feb 11
Replying to @oldcityguardian
Gross
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Juli Boggs Feb 10
Replying to @makebeliefmusic
Ryan Gosling! Though things may have gone south for his career if we’re living in a Texas shack. Luckily I also drive an International Scout, so that’s a solid come up.
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Juli Boggs Feb 10
This weekend I played that childhood game MASH where you determine your future housing, husband, location and car. This go around it predicted I would end up in a shack in El Paso, and with rent prices as high as they are I finally realized that this was a real possibility.
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
Replying to @Esther_mobley
So cool!
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
Replying to @EricRuud
Yowza!
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
Replying to @LedgerDispatch
Thanks for reminding me.
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
So sick of people disputing known facts. This is science, it’s been proven. Moving on.
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
Replying to @burgerjunkies
Marie Kondo those files!
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
Replying to @burgerjunkies
I like staying organized. Don’t want to sort through note related snapshots when I’m trying to find actual photos I took for aesthetic or memory reasons.
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
Replying to @DSASac
Spiral into depression.
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
Replying to @burgerjunkies
5-10, I take snapshots of things instead of writing stuff down when I’m on the go, but 99% of these shots get deleted at the end of the day.
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Juli Boggs Feb 7
Replying to @Flizface
Bar napkin.
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