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Yevgeniy Timoshenko
31. Still Hungry. Still Foolish. I am NOT on Facebook [Please don’t get catfished]
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Nicholas Sarwark Jun 23
The only value Libertarians want to impose on other people is that you don’t impose your values on other people.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Jun 23
You should tag/sign all your work in this thread from now with your social media handle so you can get credit for it when it’s used/reposted by people. But before you do that, do mine!
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Jun 22
Good listen. was one of the absolute GOATS back in the day...
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Jun 10
There may be no one better at ruining live performances than DJ Khaled.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 31
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 16
You should never waste energy trying to find ways to make less people hate you. Instead, focus your energy on finding ways to make more people love you.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 13
Ignorance is bliss, but only for the ignorant.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 10
Schrodinger’s Cat Dilemma in 2019: When a friend tells you about “hot chicks” they were “hanging out with” those chicks are both hot, and also not hot until you see pics. Hence, pics or it didn’t happen is actually a practical solution to the great philosophical debate.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko May 8
This is more captivating to watch than horse racing, and I know who wins in the end...
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DOMINIC DOES Mar 29
Folks two dudes just boarded my plane with emotional support falcons
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Mar 14
Replying to @JovialGent
My first reaction was joy. My second was googling “Is Remington a publicly traded company.”
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Mar 14
Connecticut court rules that maker of AR-15 rifle can be sued over Sandy Hook massacre
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 19
How do you pronounce apricot?
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 16
Replying to @HeadsUpGoalie
Heroin.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 9
“Would you like some freckles on your ice cream?”
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 4
Replying to @ilosophy_
Ha! Busted two bullets before Jan even showed up. Didn’t get a chance to get in on the cube fun.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Jan 22
Taking off for Australia soon. I think this is some foreshadowing of the trip...
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Nov 11
Today I learned that getting toothpaste in your eye is the eye equilvanet of getting kicked in the balls.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Nov 11
Replying to @CrownUpGuy
Chianti, Italy, followed closely by Greek Islands.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Oct 21
It’s ok to be passive. It’s ok to be aggressive. But please don’t be both.
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