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The Hong Kong Dong Mar 29
Folks two dudes just boarded my plane with emotional support falcons
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Mar 14
Replying to @JovialGent
My first reaction was joy. My second was googling “Is Remington a publicly traded company.”
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Mar 14
Connecticut court rules that maker of AR-15 rifle can be sued over Sandy Hook massacre
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 19
How do you pronounce apricot?
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 16
Replying to @HeadsUpGoalie
Heroin.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 9
“Would you like some freckles on your ice cream?”
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Feb 4
Replying to @ilosophy_
Ha! Busted two bullets before Jan even showed up. Didn’t get a chance to get in on the cube fun.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Jan 22
Taking off for Australia soon. I think this is some foreshadowing of the trip...
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Nov 11
Today I learned that getting toothpaste in your eye is the eye equilvanet of getting kicked in the balls.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Nov 11
Replying to @CrownUpGuy
Chianti, Italy, followed closely by Greek Islands.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Oct 21
It’s ok to be passive. It’s ok to be aggressive. But please don’t be both.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Oct 14
SUPER LIKE
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Oct 14
Can’t tell if serious...
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Matthew Staples Sep 24
Getting a table change as the chipleader.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Sep 3
SIIT: Slightly Intense Interval Training. Like HIIT, only slower, and you sit a bunch in between sets.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Aug 23
Europe Trip Lesson #4: Figuratively and literally, if you’re in the fast lane, make sure you know which exit to get off on.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Aug 22
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Aug 22
Overheard on the train from older couple: Wife: We should go to a “tay-pas” restaurant tonight. I think everyone would like that. Husband: Sure. Wife: What about that one we went to a long time ago? What was it called? Husband: I don’t know, you should goggle it.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Aug 22
You know you’ve made it when Russell Crowe is tweeting selfies at you.
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Yevgeniy Timoshenko Aug 6
Enjoy the journey, because the destination isn’t always what it seems.
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