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José Nov 16
When you’re working almost 40 hours next week but then remember that Thanksgiving is time and a half, so you’re debating on whether you should pick up an extra shift or not
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José Nov 16
When my Panda Express fortune cookie said “the best prophet of the future is the past,” I felt that
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José Nov 15
100% sure he was going down Highland. That shit almost happened to me last year
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José Nov 14
Does one homework problem:
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José Nov 14
Damn, this is crazy
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José Nov 12
Me re-reading my lease after the apartment ceiling fell through like
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José Nov 12
Holy fuck are you good?! Are you okay?
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José Nov 10
When you get emails from Jennifer 😏
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José Nov 10
Replying to @sutgrinmarip
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José Nov 10
Replying to @sutgrinmarip
Yooooo at 2:01 when they’re taking shots, someone is wearing a Heights academic sweatshirt!!!
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José Nov 9
Is that why you get your MAGA hats from China?
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Fort Worth Police Nov 8
Twitter now has 280 characters. (hmmm) "WELL, PRINCE, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family. No, I warn you, that if you do not tell me we are at war, if you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities of this Antic"
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José Nov 7
Replying to @spschreiny
Or come on the 11th. From 12-6pm, Target is going to have their grand reopening. Sampling everywhere, and it’ll be 5% off your whole purchase
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José Nov 7
Replying to @spschreiny
Tomorrow 1-6
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José Nov 7
You go to Target the days I don’t work there 😒
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José Nov 4
UNT IS 6-3, I REPEAT UNT IS 6-3!!!!!!
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José Nov 3
I was so confused for the longest
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🅰️ Nov 1
Wtf did I just watch 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😭
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José Nov 3
Replying to @mairabear @okaykearin
Oh damn I thought it was just me because I’m all the way in the back of the complex but I guess it’s everyone.
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José Nov 3
Replying to @mairabear
W is withdrawn, so it doesn’t go towards your gpa, but WF is withdrawn while failing, so it’ll go towards your GPA as an F, which is bad.
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