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Jordyn
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Jordyn 19h
Lol @ whoever has to pick my mom up at LAX tomorrow during rush hour... BC ITS NOT ME 😵
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Jordyn Nov 16
I heard spiders don’t like the smell of peppermint. You bet your ass my room smells like a candy cane factory rn
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Jordyn Nov 15
Not sure what gets my heart rate going faster: 15 min on a stair master or a spider hanging out in my shoe basket 💀
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Jordyn Nov 11
Louis CK is wrong, but claims he had consent... what about Chris Brown who beat a woman ? Why is his Docu on Netflix 🤔
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Jordyn Nov 8
How many people wana bet this is a man pretending to be a woman?
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Jordyn Oct 30
I’m looking forward to having a child so I can give it a slice of lemon
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Jordyn Oct 29
Replying to @AlexaJileean
And please recycle too
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Jordyn Oct 27
Anyone else furious when you put on jeans for someone and then they cancel plans on you?
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Jordyn Oct 23
Replying to @NavarreNanie
I hope you got your stars for that
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Jordyn Oct 23
In 6 mo I’m kicked off my moms health insurance... anyone w a good plan wana get hitched? 🆘😂
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Jordyn Oct 21
It’s true. She didn’t. I hate to break the news to her
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Jordyn Oct 15
Replying to @NavarreNanie
You probably still freaked out anyways
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Jordyn Oct 13
Can’t expect honesty from a cheap person 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Jordyn Oct 11
Replying to @ChelsMorgensen
RIGHT ?! The eyebrows, nose, HEAD SHAPE, ears and even stupid baby hairs bahaha my delts have never been that shredded tho
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Jordyn Oct 11
Yo, Twitter, help me find this fitness model bc she identical to me. Like that IS me. I need to know her
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Jordyn Oct 10
Get to the gym, forgot my aux adapter 😩😭 why, , why?
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Jordyn Oct 9
Ladies, if you Pinterest “unique Halloween costume” you’re gonna have the same outfit as 12 others at the party
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Jordyn Oct 6
Idk how we wore the scaaaandelously short Hco jean skirts to school but now high school girls can’t wear yoga pants
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Jordyn Oct 2
Ignorant people putting blame on current POTUS for . It was Obama who couldn’t get gun control passed
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Jordyn Oct 2
Replying to @CraigCons
This is a meme created by reverse racism. Look up the definition of terrorist. No political motive has been found
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