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Jordan L. Perkins
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Political/constitutional theorist @columbia | Lawyer | Schmittposter | My employer disaffirms that I even work there
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Jordan L. Perkins
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The electric toothbrush I got for Christmas has bluetooth so it can connect to my iPhone's camera and judge my brushing habits, as if I, an underemployed millennial, wasn't getting enough of that already.
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Jordan L. Perkins
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it's true, i wouldn't have become a shouting monkey but for the retweets
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Jordan L. Perkins
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Everyone is a lib except me
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Jordan L. Perkins
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I mean the real right wants to censor speech like those libs couldn’t believe
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Jordan L. Perkins
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We shipped those jobs to China already
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Jordan L. Perkins
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Remember how the House voted to end obamacare like a hundred times? IMPEACH
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Jordan L. Perkins
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👏 IMPEACH 👏 HIM 👏 AGAIN 👏 twitter.com/costareports/s…
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Jordan L. Perkins
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would we get the blackface enthusiast or would you get the dotard
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Jordan L. Perkins
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I think you should delete your account immediately. twitter.com/4_the_babies/s…
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Jordan L. Perkins
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"It's your duty, as a parent, to be fully omniscient so you know exactly what will happen ahead of time and can maneuver your children accordingly."
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Jordan L. Perkins
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Really hoping the shouting monkey catches on as the avatar of right-antiliberalism. twitter.com/ashoutingmonke…
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Jordan L. Perkins
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I’m so bad at grifting
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Wait is he still in office
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Jordan L. Perkins
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FOUNTAIN PEN
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Michael Shindler
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸: 💕👏Climate👏change👏is👏whatever👏but👏Chanel👏is👏forever👏💕 :🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/mcXqfe209N
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Jordan L. Perkins
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The economic boom leaves some behind
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Jordan L. Perkins
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Just gonna keep assuming people stand in a rural high school gym shouting BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE! over and over until the opposition gives up and goes home
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Jordan L. Perkins
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Confession: I'm a political scientist, I have almost no idea how the social choice mechanisms of a caucus actually work, and today will not be the day I rectify this gap in my knowledge.
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Jordan L. Perkins
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Just an everyday fact pattern here pic.twitter.com/cLGIwpRz90
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