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julia lashley
business owner, THE BARBER SHOP, writer, artist. and delicious lady lover. works too bloody hard. 2 dogs 2 cats 2 kids
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julia lashley Aug 23
Exactamondo!
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julia lashley Aug 23
Replying to @theJeremyVine
OR you can stuff them all into one bag and leave it in the car for when you need them
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julia lashley Aug 22
Replying to @NoelSznn
Curly whirly
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RuPaul's Drag Race UK Aug 22
We are sick to death of you children asking when the show is coming, quite frankly I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling very attacked right now. Anyway, 's is coming out at 8pm on October 3rd and will be airing every week!
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julia lashley Aug 22
Replying to @GaryusherChef @marmite
Perfect ratio for bovril tho
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julia lashley Aug 22
Replying to @GaryusherChef
It's a good ratio. Slightly too much marmite but I'll allow it for the 'not melting the butter wisdom
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julia lashley Aug 22
Replying to @chrisfloyduk
Mandate aftershave
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julia lashley Aug 22
The originals were so perfect. It hurts that they made sequels
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julia lashley Aug 22
Replying to @robbiemarka
Grease 2 is up there with the worst. And sadly the sequel to Rocky Horror was pretty dire too even tho I tried to love it
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julia lashley Aug 22
What's with all the sudden wispy moustaches? Dudes they look awful
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julia lashley Aug 21
So we all know the giant cheeto is thick as mince but after his "second coming" rantathon are we now all convinced he's a grade A nutjob
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Chris Brosnahan Aug 21
Trump is tweeting about people calling him the King of Israel and the second coming of God. Just after he tried to buy Greenland. This has entered Caligula levels of weirdness.
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Jeff Tiedrich Aug 21
ideally, you want the King of the Jews and the guy who literally called Nazis "very fine people" to be two different people
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julia lashley Aug 21
Also, please go fuck yourself
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julia lashley Aug 21
People who report other people on Twitter for jokes that are obviously jokes and are acknowledged as jokes need to put on big girl/boy pants and lighten up. ALSO better not stick around for the cancer/heart attack humour. You might wet yourself with shock.
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julia lashley Aug 21
Replying to @thatonequeen
Slytherin do brilliant things....terrible but still brilliant
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julia lashley Aug 21
Replying to @CHIMPSINSOCKS
Whatever they say do NOT watch Hereditary
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F0REST TRUMP Aug 21
sir, i’m afraid i have some more bad news for you...
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julia lashley Aug 21
Literally the stupidest person in the world
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julia lashley Aug 21
I make cancer and heart attack jokes
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