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Jude Stewart
I've written for , , , , - oh, I'll stop. Latest book is Patternalia!
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Jude Stewart Oct 18
Replying to @ibogost @V21collective
Like all water parks, the underwhelm is overwhelming. am I right?
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Jude Stewart Oct 14
Replying to @MegStEsprit
My 7yo son leads us in an obligatory chorus of boos every time we drive past the Trump building here in Chicago. And he WILL chide you if you don’t participate.
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Moby Dick Oct 13
Surely all this is not without meaning.
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Jude Stewart Oct 13
Replying to @nkostelic
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Jude Stewart Oct 13
Replying to @nkostelic
Me. Shaved it all and I love it!
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Jude Stewart Oct 13
Replying to @jabsNtriangles
My middle name is Susan, which is unremarkable except my other names are Jude (first) and Stewart (last). So my entire named can be spelled phonetically with double-Os: Jood Soosan Stoowart. Which has always pleased me greatly.
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Jude Stewart Oct 12
Replying to @V21collective
Also removing any weak or useless words. I am a ruthless subtractionist.
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Kathleen Belew Oct 7
Reupping to add that for every time we ask if we can finish a thought, there are a hundred times we don't bother to bring up being interrupted
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Jude Stewart Oct 5
Replying to @adamkotsko
This predates my HS years by a little (1987), but REM’s “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” popped to mind. Remember when the Berlin Wall fell and we thought something big had happened?
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Moby Dick Oct 3
Shall we be dragged by him to the bottom of the sea? Shall we be towed by him to the infernal world?
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Jude Stewart Oct 2
My husband at 4pm today: “The day’s nearly done, and yet it’s STILL Old Testament Christmas!”
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Jude Stewart Oct 2
Replying to @joodstew
Update, and solution! It was the enormous edit history attached to this doc that slowed it down. 13mo with of edits almost daily. I copied and pasted the text into a fresh doc and have no issues now.
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Jude Stewart Oct 2
I bet he just loves all the media comments about his obesity.
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Jude Stewart Oct 1
Replying to @kathleen_belew
Pineapple for the win!
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Jude Stewart Sep 29
Replying to @rebeccabuckman
Thank you for justifying my cringing decision not to watch. Twitter watches so I don’t have to!
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Jude Stewart Sep 26
Replying to @adamkotsko
DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE YOU MONSTER
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Jude Stewart Sep 25
Replying to @ibogost
If I believed the devouring succumb of capitalism ever slept, I'd say this was their bed. But no.
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Jude Stewart Sep 25
Replying to @ibogost
Then again, who am I kidding? People would totally buy dog-beds before they'd buy supplemental nightmare-kid beds.
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Jude Stewart Sep 25
Replying to @ibogost
I was with the love-hotel people, so that's my dirty mind revealed. Of course, at the other end of the spectrum, maybe it's for kids suffering from nightmares, who'd otherwise be stranded sleeping on the floor?
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Jude Stewart Sep 25
Replying to @joodstew
So I'm just looking to fact-check / expand upon what I know about Tristam, but also benefit from the general brilliance of this collective. Any fun facts, papers, etc. that you'd like to share, I'm all...ears? Nose? Both. Thanks!
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