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Jon Selig
Half sales guy, half stand-up, all parental disappointment. I help sales reps/speakers use humour to better connect. Founder of .
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Jon Selig Sep 21
You don’t have much to stand-on, when you need to resort to bad puns that don’t even make a point.
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Ed the Sock Sep 18
wears dark makeup in 2001. Intervening years welcomes in immigrants of colour & Syrian refugees. in 2006 video compares gay ppl to dogs. Intervening time never apologized, never been to Pride event. Actions speak louder than old snapshots.
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Jon Selig Sep 19
Replying to @markcritch
I bet he doesn’t remember he said that.
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Jon Selig Sep 18
Conservative Party’s reaction to Trudeau’s brown face photo: “Can you take over for Scheer”?
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Jon Selig Sep 16
Replying to @jaketapper
“Hat made of foil” could have worked nicely.
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Barry Schapiro MD Sep 15
My daughter didn’t hide in a fucking closet for 3 hours because someone was hunting and murdering her classmates with a skateboard. Asshole.
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Jon Selig Sep 15
Great sentiment, awful joke.
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Jon Selig Sep 15
Before a flight, I used to be terrified that the plane would fall out of the sky. Now, I stress about my iPhone dying mid-flight.
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Jon Selig Sep 15
A sign of a Scheer voter, is that they carry signs that say “Sheer for PM”.
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Jon Selig Sep 15
I know Israeli supporters who say the Times is anti-Semitic. When you piss off supporters on both sides, you’re likely telling some truths.
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Jon Selig Sep 14
It’s actually not complicated. Education should not be for profit. It should be to make people & societies smarter & stronger.
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Jon Selig Sep 13
Replying to @Hunter_Collins
Don’t worry. Out there, right now is a lucky, strange girl.
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Jon Selig Sep 13
The Air Force’s secret code name is “Mexico”.
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Jon Selig Sep 12
This isn’t hardball or softball, this is cheating. Cheaters cheat because they know they can’t win otherwise.
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Jon Selig Sep 12
Aloha from Montreal! I grew up watching father & son managers Eddie & (Leslie) Floyd Creatchman on "International Wrestling". Floyd was in Memphis for a brief time in 1985. Why didn't he last?
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Jon Selig Sep 12
Guess what? We have “mentally sick” in Canada and a fraction of gun violence and deaths. Your move.
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Jon Selig Sep 12
Replying to @OldWrestlingPic
Exciting Hour (arcade only). No challenger exists.
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lisastark35 Sep 10
Hey, This is my kids 2nd week of school. Know what my kindergartner learned yesterday? How to hide in his classroom bathroom and be quiet if a shooter enters his school. I’d like him to focus on learning his alphabet if that’s cool with you. Do something
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Jon Selig Sep 9
Remove the “Von”, and you’re onto something. The rhythm’s better without it.
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Jon Selig Sep 7
First the Raptors, now . Canada's the new Boston.
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