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Jonathan Kleeman
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Jonathan Kleeman Feb 19
So ummm where will all the bartenders and waiters going to come from? No really I want to know? Are we memt to get robots to do it? Or worse try and get English people to work hard? Fuck
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Jonathan Kleeman Feb 13
Wow even has to many pricable to play token in this government.
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Jonathan Kleeman Feb 12
Well at least I set up a good gif
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Jonathan Kleeman Feb 11
Replying to @WineFolly
Bring there own Zalto glasses and a Siptoon with there name on it.
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Jonathan Kleeman Feb 6
Replying to @Federica_wine
Go shoes them
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Jonathan Kleeman Feb 6
"I dont train for eye pokes" "Because it's a natural fucking talent baby" do you have a good ophthalmologist?
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Jonathan Kleeman Feb 4
Replying to @imbibeuk @Drinkaware
Intention and action are quite different
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Jonathan Kleeman Feb 4
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 30
Be safe people . . . . . . 🍻 @ London, United Kingdom
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 30
Replying to @JamesRamsden_
The potwash of Saudi Arabia
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 29
Replying to @WineFolly
Could a more perfect advert come up under your tweet 😂😂😂😂
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 25
At the park today Random Woman: do you need such a big dog? Me: Do you need such ugly children? I assume she was a Lauren
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 25
Replying to @JamesRamsden_
This is why chefs should not be aloud to touch the restaurant thermostat
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 24
Replying to @JonnyKleeman
I mean imagine what you could do with this
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 24
reboot of the Running Man with as Ben Richard's split the producer/presenter role so Could do the announcement role. I mean just saying
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 23
When the table behind you is talking and you are trying to resist joining in
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 18
Love or hate is back
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 17
I imagine that Helen Rosner gets very annoyed at restaurants out of the USA who don't bother to put all their dishes in English
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The_Buyer Jan 17
The Vignerons Lunch at was unusual, insightful and somewhat messy. One part wine tasting, one part eating, and the other part trying to get home… tastes through their 2020 wines – a portfolio which serves like-minded restaurants
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Jonathan Kleeman Jan 17
Replying to @WineFolly
Château-Grillet
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