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Jonathan Norris
owner of fishmongers in Hackney E9,Pimlico sw1 and tufnel pk nw5 Specialising in great quality Cornish and scottish caught fish and shellfish.Spurs fan.
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Jonathan Norris retweeted
Andrew Purvis 8h
As we plan our three-household gatherings and festive bubbles, young people aged 18-25 who have left care are facing Xmas Day alone. So is putting together 50 boxes filled with exquisite gifts, from as little as £6.79. Please buy one (or two):
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Jonathan Norris 1h
Replying to @Jer5eySpurs @JkYids
Absolutely loved the off.
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Jonathan Norris 1h
Replying to @JkYids
Be like trying to knock down a weeble.
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Jonathan Norris 1h
And don’t forget he knew how to hold his hands up as well. 👊
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Jonathan Norris 1h
So depressingly predictable.
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Jonathan Norris 2h
Obviously he didn’t give a fuck.
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Jonathan Norris 2h
Replying to @WelshSpur07
My wife literally just said the same thing.
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Jonathan Norris 2h
To be fair it’s pretty sturdy and has served us well but a swinging school bag when we were rushing him out the door did for it for the first time. Fucks sake.
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Jonathan Norris 2h
This is my sons urinal. Yesterday morning he filled it up and then accidentally knocked it off the wall with his school bag.
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Jonathan Norris 2h
Replying to @theribman
Lame duck pardons turkey.
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Jonathan Norris 4h
Replying to @AnitaBellows12
Those ones were landed in Cadgwith Cove in Cornwall.
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Jonathan Norris 4h
Good choice. In every sense. x
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Jeff Tiedrich 4h
pretty weird how when Joe Biden gives a speech, he doesn't praise himself or brag about imaginary accomplishments. what the fuck is happening
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Jonathan Norris 4h
🤷‍♂️
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Jonathan Norris 4h
Stunning Cornish fish on its way for tomorrow. The tides are right this week and the selection will be big and on point.
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Roland Smith Nov 24
Suggestion: Remainy folk should stop sarcastically saying "Yeah but at least we've got blue passports". It's getting you nowhere and in any case, it never featured as a reason for Leave winning in 2016.
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Jonathan Norris 4h
Replying to @Laloulabelle @JkYids
Yes, my kids had them done at school.
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Jonathan Norris 4h
Replying to @riki_rikidance
Actually thought you were serious in the first tweet! Thought you’d finally cracked up.
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Jonathan Norris 4h
I’m liking it...
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Jonathan Norris 4h
Replying to @Martin0654
Well he was and it’s just churlish to bring something up that literally nobody in the rest of the world gives a shit about. Makes you look like some sort of moron like Terry Butcher.
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