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Johnny Proctor
Author of Ninety and Ninety Six. Taking you from the UK football terraces to the Space Ibiza one. Available through DM to me here, Amazon & Waterstones.
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Johnny Proctor 9h
Replying to @Jaymondo10
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Johnny Proctor 9h
Replying to @Jaymondo10
I got them for her direct from the Adidas website, mate.
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Johnny Proctor 11h
Replying to @_Hertz_1874
Just looking out for you, lad!
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Johnny Proctor 11h
Pre order info coming soon 👀
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Johnny Proctor 11h
Replying to @_Hertz_1874
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Johnny Proctor 11h
Never let it be said that I’m not for evolving. Due to how many people spilled their pints over their books on holiday. As of last week all three parts of the trilogy of books now come in a new glossy format. Not saying they’re pint resistant or fuck all though, mind 🍺
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Johnny Proctor 18h
A late / early Christmas present from Santa Seb.
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Johnny Proctor 20h
Taking a few corrective digs from the local police after mistakingly shooting a cuddly toy with an air rifle at a fair after leaving Space. The story used to be on Sabotage Times back in the day. Probably for the best that the full story isn’t online anymore!
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Johnny Proctor Feb 23
Replying to @PeteRock
Mate? I’m never not going to see that picture any time I hear that line from now on!
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Johnny Proctor Feb 22
Nice to see the lads in Fury’s corner representing though 😂
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Johnny Proctor Feb 22
If any film I’ve ever watched that involves fighting a pikie is anything to go by I think this probably means that you’re due someone a caravan, mate.
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Johnny Proctor Feb 22
*Two days left for this klaxon*
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Johnny Proctor Feb 22
Replying to @LikkleAl @davelee1968
*to
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Johnny Proctor Feb 22
Replying to @LikkleAl @davelee1968
That’s a banger as well, fo be fair.
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Johnny Proctor Feb 22
Replying to @davelee1968
Nah, It’s 100% definitely The Red Hand Gang
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Johnny Proctor Feb 21
Replying to @glennisgod
It’s a touch annoying that her Adidas collection is better than mines. Then again, she’s not the size 9, eh?!
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Johnny Proctor Feb 21
Replying to @jamesriordan7_0
*makes applause motion*
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James Riordan Feb 21
Replying to @johnnyroc73
Never wanted to get through the Nineties so much! Barry reads (even though I’m no finished 96) that take you back on so many journeys that you’ve got to buy a return ticket. Top gadge wee Zico.
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Johnny Proctor Feb 21
UTFT 🧡
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Johnny Proctor Feb 21
Replying to @SJM1878
Currently praying that our match is still going to be on tonight. It’s a wee bit wet.
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