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John Moe
Host of The Hilarious World of Depression - . Writer of books. Hoster of other shows. Rock singer.
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John Moe 5h
“I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for my mom and dad,” the NFL draft pick said, accurately.
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John Moe 6h
Years ago I overheard a homeless guy in Seattle say to no one visible, “You’re right, Walter. Early to bed, early to rise. Very important.” I’m still impressed.
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John Moe 8h
Replying to @johnroderick
It’s so crowded no one goes there anymore.
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Noah Garfinkel 9h
Replying to @NoahGarfinkel
You come at the king, you best not miss an opportunity to come over for one of my famous pre-come-at-the-king rib roasts.
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John Moe 10h
Hello I’d like to report a murder by a museum for a dead poet.
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Susan Shelton 11h
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John Moe 11h
I wish there was an easy way to make a jpg of "Mark Zuckerberg has a podcast" in the style of "Andre the Giant has a posse".
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Kaitlan Collins 16h
Wow. "North Korea issued a $2 million bill for the hospital care of comatose American Otto Warmbier...The main U.S. envoy sent to retrieve Warmbier signed an agreement to pay the medical bill on instructions passed down from President Trump."
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John Moe 15h
Very remarkable thread.
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John Moe 16h
Folks, you ever notice how at a restaurant women need to go to the restroom in groups and how we're all temporary piles of carbon on a spinning rock hurtling through space and we have no hope of ever figuring out what we're supposed to be doing here? Thanks, that's my time!
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John Moe 17h
Finally ready to release my 2019 NFL mock draft. Here it is: Ha ha! Silly draft! Silly draft!
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John Moe 18h
Replying to @DeRushaJ
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John Moe 19h
Biden has yet to hire a copy editor.
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John Moe Apr 24
West Nile Virus sort of rhymes with Billy Ray Cyrus Just saying
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John Moe Apr 24
Replying to @michaelbsacks
There’s this song by George Thorogood that... I’m just gonna mail you a tape.
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John Moe Apr 24
They gotta call the temp agency and get a short-term princess.
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John Moe Apr 24
Replying to @averyslack
Pretty sure Nirvana’s song came later.
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John Moe Apr 24
Replying to @gfrancie
Hell yeah. I bought the book. Mine now.
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John Moe Apr 24
Yeah, I should but maybe I just ride it out? See how far I can take it?
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