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John Moe
Host of The Hilarious World of Depression - . Writer of books. Hoster of other shows. Rock singer.
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John Moe 35m
The jacket of the character forever walking in with his friend:
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John Moe 1h
“Oh hi! Were your ears burning?” - a forgetful ear arsonist
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John Moe 4h
Don’t take these. They belong to Pizza.
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John Moe 5h
DUTIES FOR MY ASSISTANT: - Gather fun trivia about Santana bassists - Edit new supercut of Keri Russell icing dudes on The Americans - Write credible reasons I haven’t replied to various emails - Locate any new documentaries about ants being mean
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John Moe 6h
Now I’m just holding this horse who is eating grass like an idiot. Hashtag Wisconsin.
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John Moe 6h
Replying to @thatbilloakley
“accidentally”
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Kansas City Chiefs 9h
Who wants to tell them…
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John Moe 6h
Ooh! Let’s go to the beach!
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John Moe 8h
Replying to @PFTompkins
I'm still bothered by how unperturbed everyone in Marvel movies is about Norse gods being real.
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John Moe 9h
I believe it's spelled Bolf.
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John Moe 10h
“I might not rate Michael Jordan as the single greatest male basketball player of the NBA era - Mark Price and Jeff Hornacek come to mind as more versatile.”
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John Moe 11h
Completed a high level sad dude summit with . Interview coming soon to .
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Hilarious World 12h
🎉 THWoD-balls of Minnesota! 🎉 Tickets are ON SALE NOW for our LIVE show with , , , , and . Don't miss out! Get your tix here:
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John Moe 15h
Replying to @EgoDraconis
At every book fair.
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John Moe 15h
Being an author is harder than you think. Let’s say you get a $50k advance. Now take out: $7500 - agent commission $6000 - taxes $2000 - lawyer fees $9500 - to the Earth Eater to stop it from eating the earth $2000 - the prettiest makeup Leaves you with $613 tops.
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John Moe 16h
Pare rent tin renting par
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Janelle Shane Aug 15
Replying to @JanelleCShane
Anytime this GAN tries to draw humans, it's horrifying because it can never figure out how many orifices there are.
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Janelle Shane 17h
This program will try to draw pictures of whatever you describe and it's so delightful/terrifying.
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John Moe Aug 16
Replying to @traceditor
Whoops! This is a regular tweet.
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John Moe Aug 16
No one ever bought into my ideas of making a coyote the Pope. Three months later, *I* was the Coyote Pope.
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