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America’s Sweetheart, Joey Culoper • artist, musician, writer • 🏳️‍🌈ACAB🌹 • I’m doing things sometimes • I love you • he/him/his/man/dude • ☸️🦍🕉💖☯️
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viking 24h
every night before we put our dog in his kennel me and my girlfriend pretend we are sentencing him to prison for a different crime. she always jails him for crimes like being too cute or aggravated fluff while i sentence him for things like conspiracy to commit arson or fraud
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Kyle MacLachlan 10h
In a second you are not going to believe what I've told you… Happy 33rd birthday to today 💙🎂💙
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Liv 8h
Idk who needs to hear this but the only Marxist take that exists about the American election is “Bernie sucks the least”
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🤧 24h
Nobody: Justin Trudeau:
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buttress 21h
everytime u clap ur hands to show appreciation u are continuing one of the oldest human traditions in existence, isn't that so beautiful. imagine seeing the first human to do it & others around them following suit. i bet the spread was so organic. im tearing up thinking about it
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corn popper 7h
I read this as he's leaving the door open to doing more blackface in the future
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Comrade Baby 16h
In case anyone is wondering why they don't want us to cancel student debt and have free college
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Emoji Mashup Bot 10h
😔 pensive + 😘 kissing-heart + 👊 fist-bump =
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walker Sep 18
Replying to @iresimpsonsfans
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hasanabi 13h
i'm sorry but this story is insanely funny. the man literally can't stop doing blackface.
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bernie AND bust Sep 18
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jessica 19h
oh hey want sum bread
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debo Sep 17
Que honda sexy mommy you aspeake spangish
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The Bluebird of Unhappy Tweets 5h
Replying to @viperwave @ByYourLogic
Justin Trudeau attends a candlelight vigil for the Quebec City massacre, but the smoke from his candle billows across his face
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mario is pronounced mary-o 🌹 5h
Replying to @viperwave @ByYourLogic
justin trudeau trying to explain that he took a shotgun blast to the face from a bumbling hunter after being tricked by a wily bipedal rabbit
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Garbage Dad 13h
Justin Trudeau is a terrible SNL sketch. A guy who has an overwhelming compulsion to do blackface. The door opens, a group of wandering African dignitaries stumble upon him applying shoe polish to his face. The crowd howls. Sickening
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Vision Creation Failson 5h
Replying to @mrfeelswildride
Despite being caught in a disastrous explosion at the shoe polish factory, Trudeau still faced his critics.
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Mr. Feel, Shark Teeth Enthusiast 6h
Replying to @viperwave
justin trudeau about to go into his speaking gig but suddenly has to run to save coal miners from a cave in across the street
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corn popper 5h
Replying to @viperwave
Justin Trudeau to apologize after his Celebrity Chimney Sweep for Charity
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Vision Creation Failson 6h
Justin Trudeau on his way to apologize when a child tells him he lost his marble in the tail pipe of an old car and if he could take a look.
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