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Joe Wells
comedian and writer. avatar drawn by Roberta Fidora
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Ed Morrish 5h
There stand before you two guards; one speaks only the truth, the other only lies. Welcome to Newsnight, we’ll be letting both of them put their points of view so you can decide for yourselves.
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Joe Wells 18h
Please can I have the opposite surgery so that I look less approachable and people leave me alone.
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Andrew O'Neill ☉ 21h
Cambridge and Guildford are the first two towns to get my Autumn/Winter tour. Who's coming? Rest of the dates at
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Joe Wells Sep 16
Oh shit, am I cancelled now?
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Joe Wells Sep 16
I’m glad that baby bit his finger.
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Joe Wells Sep 15
We are having cocktails
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Joe Wells Sep 15
In a hipster bar where they play David Attenborough in the toilets. I might just stay here.
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Aphex 🅱️in Sep 14
The titular fast car that Tracey Chapman refers to in her 1988 hit is actually this
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Joe Wells Sep 14
Replying to @amateuradam
Hold on! How did you get a review from a colour?
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Joe Wells Sep 13
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Joe Wells Sep 13
Seen the lineup at tonight and it is brilliant. One of the best they’ve had (and me)
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Caroline Criado Perez Sep 13
This is so important and such a good example of how gender neutrality can mask inequality
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Joe Wells Sep 12
Replying to @PortsmouthGuide
Thank you! Xxxxxx
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Joe Wells Sep 12
any chance you could RT this? Its tonight and is a really good lineup and only a fiver.
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Jamie Long Sep 12
TV chef James Martin inadvertently declaring himself a member of a gay subculture in a rant about “pc bollocks” is sublime.
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Joe Wells Sep 12
Replying to @thetimes
With respect, one cares about his family life. You’re journalists, you should be asking him the big important questions which, in this time of political crisis, people really want to know, like did he really fuck that pig?
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Joe Wells Sep 11
If only there was a special term for a purpose built place of learning.
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Joe Wells Sep 11
Replying to @joewellscomic
Left wing people are so annoying and yet somehow right wing people are ten times worse and don’t get me started on centrists.
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Joe Wells Sep 11
So one fire dept decided not to use Fireman Sam because they want to encourage young girls to aspire to become firefighters and the right are acting like they’ve fully implemented the SCUM manifesto but its left wing people who are snowflakes.
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Joe Wells Sep 11
Replying to @joewellscomic
He wasn’t making art to be famous, rich or cool, he was making art for the sake of art. To share his worldview so that other people would feel what he felt, to connect with people. He was the opposite of a poseur.
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