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Joe Beernink
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Author of NOWHERE WILD & NOWHERE HOME; Parent, GBS Survivor, Senior Software Developer on Azure Digital Twins at Microsoft
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Joe Beernink
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If I were a betting man, I'd say they will play less than 161 games this year. 2020 is just gonna be nuts.
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Joe Beernink
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If the White House was in Washington State, we would have arrested him a LONG time ago.
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That's exactly what I thought when I say that commercial. I hope @Intuit get massively ratio'd. What a corrupt organization.
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Joe Beernink
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2. velj |
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I think it's time to launch a serious investigation into #MoscowMitch. When was the last time a senator was Impeached?
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Joe Beernink
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30. sij |
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Is Jalen Hurts an option for the Lions? 3rd or 4th round?
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Joe Beernink
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27. sij |
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For what it's worth, I, too, am endorsing @ewarren for President. We need her to clean up the mess Trump and his cronies have made, and to take us forward into a more fair economy for all of us. #WithWarren
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Joe Beernink
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25. sij |
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I'm the Commander of G-Force - Battle of the Planets.
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Joe Beernink
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24. sij |
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The single-most frustrating thing I deal with as a person with disabled hands is opening the Ziploc style bags used for deli-cheese and meat. And if you accidentally butter your toast before trying to open these things, fuggetaboudit. @SCJohnson @Tillamook #disabilities
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Microsoft On the Issues
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16. sij |
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Microsoft’s #sustainability announcement has officially begun. Join us as we live tweet all the details during the streamed event. msft.it/6004TkZPe
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Microsoft On the Issues
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16. sij |
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Today, Microsoft announces its plan to be carbon negative by 2030. pic.twitter.com/xtm7NfQaIf
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Joe Beernink
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16. sij |
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When he says "run the dishwasher", he's talking about chasing his help around with his gilded golf cart until they sweat enough to pre-rinse the dishes with their perspiration.
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Joe Beernink
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16. sij |
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It's 2020 so it must be Thursday.
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Joe Beernink
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14. sij |
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1. Warren
6. Klobuchar
7. Yang
9. Buttigieg
12. Sanders
17. Biden
25. Potato
99. Toe nail clippings
Weighted the algorithm based on the inverse likelihood of me voting for a candidate compared to Warren.
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Joe Beernink
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9. sij |
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Jolene. Done.
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Joe Beernink
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8. sij |
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@SecretService for the good of the country, please place Trump, Pence and their entire families, and Pence under house arrest, take away all their devices and TV's for the rest of their lives and tell them "they won the war"
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Joe Beernink
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6. sij |
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DONALD TRUMP WILL NEVER HAVE A BRAIN
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Joe Beernink
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5. sij |
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I generally don't interview people for their tech skills anymore. I want to see how they think, what excites them, and how their willing to work to support the entire team. Culture over code 9 times out of 10.
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Joe Beernink
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5. sij |
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If the Hague determines Trump is a war criminal, can't they seize all his assets?
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Joe Beernink
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5. sij |
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For the love of god, please somebody arrest @realDonaldTrump now before he gets the whole fucking world killed. He's a war criminal, a terrorist and a deranged narcissist. He needs to be shut in a very dark hole for a very long time. And all his accomplices too.
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Joe Beernink
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5. sij |
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When I got up this morning, my internet was down, my PC wouldn't boot and my cats were acting very strange. My first though was that Trump's stupid action had caused a major terrorist incident of some sort. That's the most world we now live in.
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