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johannah k-s 18h
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
(this is not really a joke there are five Psychology Today tabs open on my computer right now)
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johannah k-s 18h
Going back into therapy b/c i found out one of my friends was 15 when Thor came out
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johannah k-s Feb 18
Replying to @MaxChomet
No idea
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johannah k-s Feb 18
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
Because we equate ethics w/ awareness, being more sensitive/sensual usually means MORE responsibility. Eating meat, practicing experiments on animals, etc. is the rare culturally sanctioned opportunity to be sensual and not care
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johannah k-s Feb 18
I think what animal rights movement(s) gets wrong is that we are actually looking for opportunities to distance ourselves from a moral system that adds to the category of what is "personal" or falls under the dominion of ethics
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johannah k-s Feb 16
Sometimes I cannot believe I am single!!!
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johannah k-s Feb 12
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
watch it here wow it is TRULY a delight
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johannah k-s Feb 12
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
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johannah k-s Feb 12
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
Did I mention the gender policing? It would be impossible to overstate how transcendent this video is
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johannah k-s Feb 12
Just watched the MOST revelatory lifehacks video. it's 10 minutes of basic politeness tips like "take your bag off in the subway" and "don't wear a hat indoors" plus things you can do with detergent bottles and toothpaste
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johannah k-s Feb 12
Rarely feel any kinship with my sex except when I am helping another woman carry a stroller up or down stairs
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johannah k-s Feb 12
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
I like the idea of validating a feeling the way you would validate a parking ticket. Alright sir, we have confirmed you began to feel this way at 7:51pm and paid for it, we are returning your payment and you’re free to exit the feeling. see you next week
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johannah k-s Feb 12
Feeling a lot more isolated at school this term but luckily I have found the solution, bitterly complaining to five different people at all hours until they’re coerced into validating my emotions
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johannah k-s Feb 10
My old frienemy recently admitted she was a bitch to me in college bc I was a “better, cooler” version of her, but I don’t rly care anymore?? how can I developmentally regress far enough to relish in this victory
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johannah k-s Feb 10
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
Just wash and stow the pan you say? Too simple no thank you
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johannah k-s Feb 10
It’s happening again. I left the pan out overnight *one time* while I’m sick and now Maybelline won’t stop sitting in it
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johannah k-s Feb 9
My neighbor has a very cute golden retriever I say hi to in the elevator and every time he leaves I say ~gOoDbYeEeE~ in a voice I unwillingly reserve for animals but my neighbor always thinks I’m saying it to her and I wonder if we both feel weird about it or if she even notices
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johannah k-s Feb 9
Replying to @_lizharvey
This one is my favorite
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Reba 1 May 09
Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under the porch of the pool house! Sent from my iPhone
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johannah k-s Feb 3
Replying to @ted_gordon @Budweiser
Maybe they were all monks
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