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Johannah K-S
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Johannah K-S 29m
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
When you gotta pick up the dirty clothes on the bathroom floor
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Johannah K-S 33m
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When you have to get out of bed but your back is too broken to sit up
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Johannah K-S 35m
My back has been fucked up for three days and I am beginning to enter the meme phase of this new way of life
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Johannah K-S Aug 13
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
Putting myself thru conversion therapy in time to go to the club
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Johannah K-S Aug 13
*explaining lgbt rights to the GSA youth group* so actually conversion therapy is good because ideally we would all be one notch closer to 5 on the Kinsey scale in order to fuck more people
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Johannah K-S Aug 12
I am 3/4 done with A Canticle for Liebowitz and my favorite part so far is definitely the ongoing play-script with “Lady Reporter”
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Johannah K-S Aug 12
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
Shockingly it appears there is little appetite for this kind of content. There’s no pleasing you people!!
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Johannah K-S Aug 12
Ah, the last few hours to do a weekend tweet...making the most of it by asking: Do you think people have ever made a liqueur out of diabetic people's piss
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Johannah K-S Aug 12
Double decker cats
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da share z0ne Aug 11
YOU ALL READY KNOW WHERE IM GONGA BE - ADMIN
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Johannah K-S Aug 10
Completely insane that Starbucks receives so much flak for their weird drink names when bars have been out here teaching us to order apple juice with a splash of liquor as “the dirty sanchez” or some shit for decades
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Johannah K-S Aug 10
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
I have never affectionately called a person a creature but it is what I call my cats before I forcibly kiss them (perhaps the real creature...is me?)
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Johannah K-S Aug 10
Replying to @lara_bernstein
Lol
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Johannah K-S Aug 10
Was reading a book about “creaturliness” in the Middle Ages and how it sparked the democratic notion of man universally impoverished by death and now whenever I see somebody with like, dandruff in their nosehair or fur coming out of their eyeballs I think “how beautiful”
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Johannah K-S Aug 7
Woke up feeling guilty and I don’t know why except that I had a dream where Meryl Streep calendered out my dating life on a chalkboard and kept assigning me dates for 8:55am
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MoMA PS2 Aug 6
I've always wanted to know, why does INFOWARS use AVANT GARDE's typography, Herb Lubalin's iconic erotica magazine from the 70s, is it because Alex Jones is a gay liar??????????????????
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Johannah K-S Aug 4
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Johannah K-S Aug 4
Replying to @kirindensetsu
i'm not going this weekend but if you wanna meet up for non paintball purposes at some point tomorrow i'm game
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Johannah K-S Aug 4
factoring your incredibly fast fav into my monthly budgeting spreadsheet (not sure if this means i need to raise or lower the $)
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Johannah K-S Aug 4
Trying to make the mental calculus about how many drinks I have to buy my coworkers who make more than me now before they like me enough to buy all my drinks in the future
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