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johannah k-s Dec 7
I’m feeling anxious and it COULD have to do with working at the office until midnight on a Fri after attending a weekend conference writing a 20 page paper and sleeping avg 3 hrs/night OR maybe it’s smthg fundamentally wrong with me which I should think about a lot, right now.
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johannah k-s Dec 6
Lol just got interviewed by jerry saltz in the subway station about starry night??? Sorry to report I did not try to get away with any biting commentary. I know! I have disappointed the discourse!
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Pamela Anderson Dec 3
Replying to @pamfoundation
I despise violence...but what is the violence of all these people and burned luxurious cars, compared to the structural violence of the French -and global - elites?
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johannah k-s Dec 3
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
have been having so much fun the last couple of years being new and dumb at things, suddenly i am asked to be good at them? no thank you
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johannah k-s Dec 3
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
i got my paper back already and i got really, really positive feedback which is so nice it is making me nauseous
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johannah k-s Nov 30
Guess who just pulled three all nighters in a row to finish a 20 page paper while working full time hell yeah it’s me🕺🏻
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johannah k-s Nov 26
Replying to @jillsheller
I will not disappoint! Offensive number of livetweets are inevitable. Also I still want to get drinks soon (I know I brought it up and then dropped it)- maybe after my current term paper rush?
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johannah k-s Nov 26
Replying to @jillsheller
Haha im not publishing it, it’s for school (I am in school now 😎). But it is for an essay on vestigial comedic gags in crime thrillers! None of this will end up in the essay it’s just cool
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johannah k-s Nov 26
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
I saw one title before but I am learning it is a whole series! Foxy grandpa!
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johannah k-s Nov 26
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
Update: in addition to the murderous, scatological Irish maid Bridget there is also a silent film stock character called “Foxy Grandpa” who appears in titles like “The Boys Think They Have One on Foxy Grandpa, But He Fools Them”
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johannah k-s Nov 23
the times have changed
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johannah k-s Nov 22
Replying to @jjjjjjjjohannah
She is “a card” she is 70 something and was wearing a leopard fleece onesie when I came in while she watched the football game and asked if men still wore cravats (she meant regular ties)
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johannah k-s Nov 22
Hung out at my dad’s neighbor’s apt for a bit and she told me my outfit was sexy and asked if I was wearing a bra (in front of my father) thank you Svetlana!!
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𝚃-𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝙱𝚘𝚝 Nov 21
YES, I AM A LOSER. LEFTY ORIGINAL SAVAGE ELVEN READY
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johannah k-s Nov 20
Replying to @philapuffin
who is this/do you have a link
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johannah k-s Nov 16
truly blessed to live in a world where "foxy grandpa" is an object of serious academic inquiry
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johannah k-s Nov 13
Sorry this is going to be "cute" but it is true: a bed is the ultimate 360 desk
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johannah k-s Nov 12
My favorite passive aggressive move from my dad is that when he set up our Netflix accounts he gave himself and my grandmother smiling avatars but gave me a scowling, unibrowed chicken
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johannah k-s Nov 12
Replying to @jfruh
to be honest this hideous situation feels very life affirming to me!
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johannah k-s Nov 11
*walking into a room full of cats* wow i love your work
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