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JJ Howard
YA and MG writer and English teacher. Love you awesome nerds.
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JJ Howard Apr 22
My watch congratulates me for standing up and Linked In sends me a triumphant email about 1 profile view. It's a great time to be alive.
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I read YA πŸ“š Mar 29
Replying to @ireadya
✨ Best. Day. Ever. ✨
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JJ Howard Mar 19
β€œ...there are people who try to look as if they are doing a good and thorough job, and then there are the people who actually damn well do it, for its own sake.” ― John D. MacDonald, Free Fall in Crimson
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JJ Howard Mar 19
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JJ Howard Mar 5
Replying to @Happybug7
No sequel in the works, but Pugs in a Blanket is coming May 14! Two adorable pugs...and one very cute boy :)
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JJ Howard Mar 5
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JJ Howard Jan 24
Interesting question. At 5, probably French-fry taste tester. At 15, I wanted to be a Heather, or possibly a Veronica. By 25, something you can retire from at 30?
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JJ Howard Jan 24
I wonder what my ancestors were doing at this time on a Thursday afternoon maybe scavenging or escaping wild animals my watch just congratulated me for standing up.
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JJ Howard Jan 24
Just realized song titles show on the dashboard but the first one was unfortunately β€œPanic”...which is not a word you WANT your car to say.
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JJ Howard Jan 23
Senior year high school, took a paper test on how to use the card catalogue. Freshman year college, attended ceremonial burning of library's card catalogue. There was never a place in history for me.
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JJ Howard Jan 5
Replying to @_roryturnbull
I mean, not sure WHAT I want to be in a movie. But the rooftop of my NYC apartment is always free for me to hang out alone to think about it
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Scholastic Dec 7
One girl. One Boy. Two dogs in puppy love. This means trouble in by ! Enter for a chance to win this adorable story for your tween reader here:
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JJ Howard Nov 11
Replying to @aimeefriedman
When someone even says the *word* hike it gives me anxiety. Also worse because most people say it like it's a treat or something, instead of what it really is, gym class for grown-ups. πŸ˜’
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JJ Howard Nov 4
Replying to @aimeefriedman
#1 I read about them being there I'm so glad you found one-- I 🧑 ducks. #2 This subtweet just won the internet.
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JJ Howard Nov 4
β€œOne cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.” ― Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own aka new personal motto
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JJ Howard Oct 25
So much fun come back to Florida soon!! And you are always invited too 🌞🏝
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JJ Howard Oct 24
Can we get a sequel so maybe we can finally find out what’s so horrible about KEVIN???
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JJ Howard Oct 19
Best library moment ever, and also
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JJ Howard Oct 19
Bed, Bath, and Beyond keeps trying to sell me a plan that's basically a permanent coupon. Yes because finding Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupon has been SUCH a challenge in the past. πŸ™„
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JJ Howard Oct 18
It's that immortal moment that comes but once a year. Great Pumpkin's on in 20.
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