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Jim Webber
Chief Scientist @ Neo4j
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Jim Webber 12h
Cool thanks!
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Jim Webber 17h
Pigeons. I need one at home.
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Jim Webber 17h
Replying to @shs96c
... extends Utils<Helper>
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Jim Webber 18h
Replying to @hannelita @neo4j
Beware! I do not share the crunchies. I am a jealous guardian of their sugary goodness.
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Jim Webber 18h
Replying to @MattHancock
In the private sector, you'd be immediately ousted for results like that. Just one more reason for you to stop the privatisation of our NHS, you app-fuelled catastrophe.
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Jim Webber 18h
Replying to @EastlondonDev @neo4j
And Stella apparently.
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Jim Webber 18h
Replying to @EastlondonDev @neo4j
There's beer (and more) in the fridge here, brewed by people who have disdain for your not nearly fringe enough interests.
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Jim Webber 18h
Language polyglot told me I should learn Rust. What's a good Rust book for a noob like me coming from curly-bracket languages?
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Jim Webber 18h
Replying to @neo4j
PS - The London office has the best snacks, hands down. Other Neo4j office locations will help you live longer and slimmer however.
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Jim Webber 18h
Replying to @neo4j
Full transparency: the Crunchie-like bar has more flavour variations which I haven't sampled. Also if you're like-minded, there is a good range of snacks, amazing people, and cool tech at and we're hiring.
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Jim Webber 19h
Yesterday I tried an artisanal Crunchie-like bar and it was really nice. Today in the spirit of science I tried the original Crunchie and I found it to be slightly nicer.
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Jim Webber 19h
Replying to @mgilbir
Hmm. I wonder if this was the cause for me - I had my phone on while I was on the tarmac.
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Jim Webber 20h
Replying to @mgilbir
Do you happen to know if those same things are common on planes?
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Jim Webber 20h
Replying to @mdavidallen @ThreeUK
Apparently it was because I touched down for a couple of hours in the seaside town of Montreal. Still on hold, an hour later for someone to sort it out.
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Jim Webber 21h
According to my iPhone X can actually connect to satellite phone networks, but only if I'm near the seaside or am travelling. Modern technology is amazing.
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TechnicallyRon 22h
"We came here to eat bacon rolls and redistribute your wealth, and we're all out of bacon rolls"
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Jim Webber 23h
Replying to @modogo @cmor_ @structr
Spooky action at a distance?
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Jim Webber Nov 13
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Jim Webber Nov 13
Replying to @gnuseibeh
I’m an atheist moderate and I think your comment is that of a massive bellend.
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Jim Webber Nov 13
Didn't they just have a bunch of layoffs? Maybe the info account was one of them?
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