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Jimmy Failla
Comic. Author. Pundit. Trophy Husband.
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Jimmy Failla 19h
If she plays her cards right there could be a Chik Fil A
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @arthurcooperjr2
If you’re turning to a C-list (being generous) comedian for HELP, you’re long past the point of being saved. But thank you for watching the best show in cable news.
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @R_Orzechowski
Rules are rules
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @popcornal
It’s our 13th not our goddam 25th - slow you’re fucking roll
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @KevinWeigh
Tomorrow’s another day!
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @TVJMulhern
There’s a reason we didn’t “go live” with this one
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @tonywendice1954
Birthday meal
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @stylishsatirist
Jenny Failla is the best in the biz. Nobody in her class. But don’t EVER tell her I said that.
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @Kevin_M67
There’s a reason it’s a “neck up” photo
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @R_Orzechowski
For the record my gambling habits bought her a house once. (Although they did lose it too)
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @FightinforUSA
Nothing but the best for my gal
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @maviger647
She loves the office but fuck you!
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @melodysmom2
No idea what you’re talking about ;)
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @LarryLabelle9
Can’t pass your compliment on. If she ever figures out her street value I’m through!
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @arthurcooperjr2
That’s how she addressed me in our vows
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
Replying to @Stallion2011
I see what you did there!
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Jimmy Failla Aug 18
13 years ago today this young lady made the smartest decision of her life and married the champ. Happy Anniversary to my Franchise QB Jenny Failla. Booking a table at White Castle as we speak because you are a KWEEN.
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Jimmy Failla Aug 16
Replying to @thelastnamehere
And morning....
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Jimmy Failla Aug 16
Replying to @DotcomNicole
I miss cassettes so I get it
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Jimmy Failla Aug 15
The problem is SO many people have signed this particular body part, that I can no longer feel IT or the cocaine people snort off of it. (A joke that would be ACCEPTABLE under a Pauly administration)
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