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Jim Carrey
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Jim Carrey Nov 21
Many thanks to the Super Awards for their super recognition of 'Sonic the Hedgehog.' I knew that little blue bastard was a gold mine! ;^P
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Jim Carrey Nov 9
Ding dong the witch is dead! All hail King James!
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Jim Carrey Nov 3
For Goodness’ Sake!  
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Jim Carrey Oct 29
Mark Meadows. Hellbound Class of 2020
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Jim Carrey Oct 29
No trick-or-treating this year. No bags of candies touched by strangers. This is his America; his house of horrors. His hideous transformation is almost complete. Your vote is the silver bullet.
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Jim Carrey Oct 28
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Jim Carrey Oct 26
Donald J. Trump. Hellbound Class of 2020
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Jim Carrey Oct 21
There are 2 parties to choose from in our corporate idiocracy. Neither is perfect. But only one is guilty of criminal negligent homicide on a massive scale, and probably, treason. Red is dead. Do blue instead.
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Jim Carrey Oct 20
Let’s make it happen. Let’s send him home.
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Jim Carrey Oct 19
Susan Collins, Hellbound Class of 2020
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Jim Carrey Oct 19
Jeff Daniels’ insight and talent take the cake. Luckily for us, he’s willing to share it.
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Jim Carrey Oct 17
Gee...it must have been hard for poor John Kelly to sit idly by with his mouth shut and his hands behind his back while the “most flawed” and “pathetic” person he had ever met put the entire country, and democracy itself, in peril. Care to go on the record, General Braveheart?
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Jim Carrey Oct 16
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Jim Carrey Oct 15
There is a black hole on tonight. Tune in to at 8pm and watch a decent man deliver a safe way forward for this country. You can see the raging howler monkey-in-chief’s delusional and steroid fueled fails later on YouTube and, of course, all white supremacist websites.
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Jim Carrey Oct 14
Onstage I play But at night I pray That we’re done standing In our own way
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Jim Carrey Oct 12
I’m cured of the Covid. I’m totally immune. Who you gonna believe, me or some scientific test results? Regeneron is great. Every senior’s gonna get some and Mexico’s gonna pay for it!
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Jim Carrey Oct 11
Ted Cruz, Hellbound Class of 2020
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Jim Carrey Oct 9
Trump’s evil has shifted into hyperdrive. Pushing an unproven drug he’s financially invested in to seniors. Calling for the unlawful arrest of Joe Biden. Expect a catastrophe soon (his doing) so he can declare martial law and cancel the election. Till then...see you Sat night.
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Jim Carrey Oct 8
Lindsey Graham, Hellbound Class of 2020
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Jim Carrey Oct 8
“And if I may rudely continue, I find the Senator’s ability to recognize my bootlicking highly offensive. Clearly her desire to speak tonight is an attempt to seduce me away from my wife that will not succeed as I busted a nut before I came out here.”
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