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Jill Twiss
Writer for . Author of the Better Bundo Book. Order "The Someone New" here:
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Jill Twiss 16h
I love this!! 🐿️❤️🐌
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Jill Twiss 19h
Replying to @libbycwatson
"specifically this fan of cruise ship improv!"
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Jill Twiss 23h
Happy Bookday to . I bought this book for my dad and my mom has already stolen it so I consider that a good sign. (The book is so good and I'm thrilled to know the guy that wrote it)
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Jill Twiss 23h
Replying to @Home_Halfway
I don't even agree with her on everything, I just feel so much more optimistic and safer knowing that she's out there!
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Jill Twiss Sep 17
Replying to @ShiloByrd @ch
Hahahaha. I appreciate the offer but I’m acquiring slowly forming a backup plan here too!
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Jill Twiss Sep 17
Replying to @bitchdujour
This is a good idea
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @ch
OF COURSE I DO NOT HAVE A TAILOR ON CALL. If i were the kind of person who had a tailor on call, i would probably also be the kind of person who thought about getting a dress in time to try it on : )
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
My strongest opinion is that people who were offered a plus-one to a wedding but don’t take it should still get two pieces of cake.
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @joshgondelman
My dad got his copy in the mail today but my mom has already stolen it!
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @jamiemacqueen
Think of the hours and Emily Dickinson poems you will save!
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @TheSilverCuts
great question, I do! But it is another dress that i have never tried on that is arriving the night before the emmys
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Maybe you will like our piece on Legal Immigration and also Emily Dickinson
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @MilsteinAC
a seamstress IN ANOTHER CITY. Because did I mention it's also being delivered to my hotel?
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @joannarothkopf
and i don't even get special ice cream!
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @bcdiff
SUCH a good point
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @KayeFoley
the one i showed you!
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Replying to @theames
it is VERY dumb. I know this and yet I could not make myself do anything different.
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Jill Twiss Sep 16
Friends, I have ordered an Emmys dress that I have never tried on THAT ARRIVES THE NIGHT BEFORE THE EMMYS. I think the word you’re looking for is either “courageous” or “stupid” and we will find out which one this Sunday.
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Jill Twiss Sep 15
Me after two glasses of red wine
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Jill Twiss Sep 15
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