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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘
Journalist, photographer, and sometimes on-stage jokeman. Editor at , writing appears in a bunch of different places.
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ 11h
Replying to @BronzeHammer @dogboner
You guys sure spend a long time talking about a sexy premium cable show that came out when you were like 5 or whatever
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ 11h
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ 15h
*Matrix voice* "I'm in"
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ 15h
Replying to @danielleiat @joshtpm
For judges in crisis
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wint 10 Dec 10
im banky.
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Jorge Ribas May 30
weird couple of years for brands
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ 19h
Replying to @kibblesmith
I'm more of a Dry Bones myself
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ 20h
Replying to @Pizza_Suplex
Toad is being black bagged and taken to prison
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Humans of Late Capitalism πŸ•ŠοΈ Sep 18
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The Volatile Mermaid Sep 17
β€œHello, I am an opportunistic woman. I make up decades old sexual assault accusations against rich and powerful men because my lifelong dream is to get death threats from strangers calling me a lying whore.” See how fucking ridiculous that sounds, idiots?
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 17
Don't hate on the pyramid
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 17
Oh man I got to buy a Reuters photo for a feature, look out world
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 17
Replying to @electrolemon
Shove these emmies in Jack's face for the ban
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 17
Replying to @willmenaker
Twitter owns because you can watch the gears in peoples' heads spin in real time as they come to terms with their own predatory behavior
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 17
Replying to @kthorjensen
Proud Boy of the year is the one who, like the jellicle cats, becomes a Proud Man
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 17
Replying to @Pizza_Suplex
headphone magicks
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eli berger Sep 15
hate it when a famous detective comes to my small town to solve a murder and in the process exposes everyone's highly guarded secrets
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 17
Hey check out this look into what's happening at that I wrote!
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 16
Replying to @KrangTNelson
It's also amazing how they nominated the least confirmable guy on what realistically should've been an easy layup
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𝔍𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢 β„œπ”žπ”‘ Sep 16
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