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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg
Journalist, photographer, and sometimes on-stage jokeman. Editor at , writing appears in a bunch of different places. My terrible opinions are my own
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg retweeted
ClickHole 14h
Long Overdue Repairs: The Guggenheim Museum Has Finally Raised Enough Money To Make Their Building NormalΒ 
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 14h
Replying to @Boringstein
Friendship with Boll acquired
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 15h
Replying to @Boringstein
Watch out dude, he’s gonna kick your ass
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 15h
Replying to @marcorubio
it's literally unconstitutional
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 16h
"All-stuffing Oreo"
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 17h
Replying to @TweetneyMoore
"MORE A COMMENT THAN A QUESTION, BUT,"
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 21h
Replying to @edzitron
"I'm sad about my dog, prepare to die!"
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 22h
that's a fucking neopet
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 23h
Replying to @rosadona
Even the bible-based diets??? no way
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg 23h
I can't believe Lenwich would make bad bagels. inconceivable
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg retweeted
Law Boy, Esq. Jan 16
[talking to my grandson in the year 2060] ME: ...and he'd call for his enemies to be put in prison almost every day. GRANDSON: but...but wasn't it sort of funny? ME (staring out the window at a desolate wasteland, a single tear running down my cheek): it was so fuckin funny dude
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg retweeted
Brad DePrima Apr 26
This checks out.
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg Jan 16
Replying to @KrangTNelson
They were crying out of fear his pants might fall down
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg Jan 16
Replying to @samthielman
Check out the photoshop job on those candelabras
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg Jan 16
Replying to @mekosoff
Please don't report on my salacious doings, thanks in advance
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg Jan 16
Replying to @ashleyfeinberg
You're a centrist, sounds fine to me
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg Jan 16
The government just went out for cigarettes, it’ll be back any day now
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg Jan 15
Replying to @pareene
Where's Art Bell when you need him
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg Jan 15
Replying to @cushbomb
This is where the patreon money is going
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Jon "🌝🌝🌝🌚🌚" Hilburg retweeted
metal.txt Jan 15
I can't stop laughing at "Detailed Washington Post analysis"
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