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Jeremy Tice
Senior Engineer for , board game enthusiast, Yankee fan, worship leader, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Opinions are my own, blah blah blah.
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The Christmaster Cycle Nov 28
it goes like this the fourth the fifth the whiskey drink the lager drink the baffled king composing Chumbawumba
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Jeremy Tice Nov 26
Replying to @rowan_m @tabatkins
My code makes me sick all the time
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Jeremy Tice Nov 24
Replying to @CespedesBBQ
That Slack notification sound had me really confused for a minute
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Jeremy Tice Nov 23
Your arrows are backwards
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Jeremy Tice Nov 22
You would think I'd be beyond shock at this point, and yet...
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Jeremy Tice Nov 20
Replying to @burgessdryan
Gotta be willing to bring in the closer in a tie game. Wait, what are we talking about?
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Jeremy Tice Nov 17
57 hours holy crap. It's times like these that I really regret having a job and a family, but I guess I'll have to get over it ;)
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Jeremy Tice Nov 16
Twitter seems to have caught on to how much I've been enjoying and lately...
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Jeremy Tice Nov 15
Replying to @jetpacmonkey
And... I give up. Time to start a new game on the easiest difficulty because this is bs
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Jeremy Tice Nov 15
I started playing some XCOM again this week, and... man... I had forgotten how absolutely brutal this game is when things go bad
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Jeremy Tice Nov 14
And appreciate it I do
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Jeremy Tice Nov 14
DID YOU SEE THIS?
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Jeremy Tice Nov 13
Replying to @sbradyartist
I played *so much* Slugfest as a kid
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Jeremy Tice Nov 12
Replying to @EricaJoy
My dad will come over to like... help take an air conditioner out of my window or fix a section of fence that blew over. Those aren't really chores, though.
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Jeremy Tice Nov 12
Replying to @RealChrisCal
I can't tell if this seems so familiar because you've posted it before, or if it's because it's a recording of my actual life
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Jeremy Tice Nov 10
Could you give away a different netflix, then?
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Jeremy Tice Nov 10
Replying to @scott_caruso
Even giving the guy the most generous possible interpretation still leaves you with a wildly irresponsible joke. There's no version of this that's ok.
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Jeremy Tice Nov 10
Replying to @scott_caruso
He was smiling when he said it, so it can't be dangerous!
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Jeremy Tice Nov 10
Replying to @scott_caruso
Good lord... anybody wanna take bets on how long until he tries to play it off as "just a joke"?
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Jeremy Tice Nov 10
Hey did Tim Apple make you shave your beard?
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