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JP 2h
Me, rewatching Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: “I have no attachment to Harvey Kinkle. I’ve moved beyond the mortal veil.”
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JP 4h
My roommate just roasted me. Again. Re: Halloween: "My hermit roommate is the only person I know who is doing something." 😭😭😭 Oddly enough, the constant roasting reminds me of my mom.
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JP 7h
Quarantine Week 31: Finally got around to framing and hanging the last loose print in my bedroom which means the embargo that I've placed on myself to not buy any more art is now off.
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JP 7h
Replying to @missleylaha
I'm a little cactus flower who craves dry heat! All I want to be is a tiny lizard laying on a giant rock in the sun. But I'm sure if I ask nicely, my parents will send you some snow since it's coming down where they are at this moment.
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JP 7h
Replying to @missleylaha
That sounds dreadful. Give me heat! Give me sun!
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JP 7h
Replying to @missleylaha
Leyla, this is a bad take. Snow in October is terrible.
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Rob Witwer 24h
Today’s reading will be from the Book of Revelation:
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Wale Oct 22
Y’all well-meaning millennial white folks need to voter suppress your parents. Like, offer to mail in your Trump supporting father’s ballot and don’t. If he’s going in person, offer to drive him and get lost. Gerrymander your parents, fam
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From Dusk Til Sean 13h
a reminder to everyone in NYC that the early voting times are pretty bonkers and change daily at a pretty drastic rate, so make sure you know when they open on the day you plan to go!
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JP 22h
Replying to @aurorachrisma
Don't feel sorry! Own your evil. Relatedly, I hope it haunts you for the rest of your days.
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Jeannette Reyes Oct 25
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JP 22h
Replying to @aurorachrisma
I hate this mental image that you've given me. Also, at some point I think I need someone to teach me how to drive stick.
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JP 23h
Replying to @aurorachrisma
... but how? And I guess G but you'd have to switch arms for it to work properly.
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JP 23h
Replying to @aurorachrisma
How else are you gonna cruise down the highway?
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chel money Oct 22
RT if you’ve never had an abortion but support a woman’s choice to have an abortion
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Jerry Saltz Oct 25
This voting line in Philly!!!!
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JP Oct 25
Kittredge "Kit" Ashcroft.
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JP Oct 25
Replying to @jessiepeterson
My very prominent watch tan from high school and college would like to talk.
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JP Oct 25
There's no arm out the window option? Smh.
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JP Oct 25
Cried for the first time while chopping onions. Holy hell. This is awful. On the other hand, I've also discovered how incredibly easy it is to peel eggs under running water, so I guess there's balance in the universe or whatever.
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