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Jessie
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One of our hips don't lie. One of our hips don't tell the truth. You may ask one of our hips one question.
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Jessie
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Pay for upgrades like turning on music, air conditioning, and speeding.
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Jessie
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A self driving car company where the rides are free but your travel data is sold to companies
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Jessie
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"what a play"
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Jessie
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We went to comedy brunch and Amy Schumer showed up as a surprise guest and her baby was in the crowd crying at her jokes, 10/10
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Jessie
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There was just a Trump ad about how Trump reunites families and wow you can just say anything in politics now apparently
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Jessie
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Oooh. It started as just organizing coins I got while traveling but it's kinda cool getting like a coin from the same country but with an older king on it
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Jessie
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It was back when there were like 20 candidates and no one could keep track of who was who so that's not surprising
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Jessie
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It was THIS ELECTION. He was such a dumb candidate he only made it to the debates with no requirements and everyone pretty much ignored him.
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Jessie
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This guy tried to run for president
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I'm looking through a catalog for coin collecting accessories. I'm officially old now. Also look at my new coin binders! pic.twitter.com/wH6wVGyCXI
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Jessie
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Remember that time @NYCMayor dropped the Groundhog Day groundhog and it died?
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Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts
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Jessie
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I asked Jake what his bike's name was. He looked at me like I was a complete idiot and said "_obviously_ Bike is short for Bichael"
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I borrowed two books from a friend and I read them in a day so I could return them but now I haven't seen him in three weeks to give them back WHAT IF HE THINKS I'M A SLOW READER HOW EMBARRASSING
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It was a talk about the problems affecting women in the org so I guess it was the least out of place time I could have done it. Honestly, the director apologized for using "he" and said he's been thinking of a specific example where it was a man but didn't want to give names.
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One time I was in a meeting with my director and he said "So let's say there's a director and he-" and I cut him off with "or she!" and wow why did I say that, I should think before I speak, or maybe I shouldn't, idk, whole thing was awkward
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But also I just cannot stick it out through a bad season. "Oh these two seasons are bad, but don't worry. Just 20 hours straight of boredom and it gets good again!"
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I didn't realize until now but I think the Lost ending disillusioned me toward TV for basically up until Game of Thrones.
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kendra
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I can’t believe i was ever in high school at a point in my life. that just doesn’t seem like something I’d do
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