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Jesse Kelly
Husband and Dad. God, family, country. And football.
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Jesse Kelly 4h
Remember that time those robots demanded $15 an hour to do the job a 10 year old can do? Neither does McDonalds.
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Jonathan Swan Apr 14
In Ford's Theatre, 150 years, almost to the minute, since Abe Lincoln was assassinated. Crowd outside holding candles
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Jesse Kelly Apr 12
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Pat Sajak Apr 10
When I had minimum wage jobs, my goal was to better myself, not to better the minimum wage.
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Michael Deppisch Apr 10
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Jesse Kelly Apr 6
Duke hanging with a great team and the #1 pick in the draft is MIA.
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el Sooper ن Apr 4
Still undefeated: Jesus.
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 Chris Loesch Apr 4
How do I math? ~ edition:
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Ann Coulter Apr 3
Iranians are so thankful for the deal with Obama that they've decided to chant "Death to America" in English this weekend.
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David Burge Apr 3
WH: Iran won't cheat on this agreement. Sane person: how do you know? WH: because it lifts sanctions. SP: why were they on sanctions? WH:
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Jesse Kelly Mar 30
Modern day "Civil Rights": Tell me without request the private things you do in your bedroom then scream at me if I tell you I don't care.
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Jesse Kelly Mar 30
"Pfft" - Anthony Weiner
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David Burge Mar 29
Don't let a nuclear-armed Iran distract us from America's #1 threat - Indiana bakeries
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el Sooper ن Mar 21
conservatives fight to be the greatest success in life. liberals fight to be the greatest victim in politics.
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Popehat Mar 14
Bush v. Clinton is an experiment by social scientists to see whether the voter participation rate can be driven below 20%.
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Jesse Kelly Mar 13
Been their man. Been they're.
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Shannon Bream Mar 3
Netanyahu says: Even if Israel has to stand alone, Israel will stand.
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Jesse Kelly Feb 8
Brian Williams wrote most of these songs.
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Jesse Kelly Feb 8
Boom
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Jesse Kelly Feb 1
Are you going to say something about Katy Perrys fireworks carbon emissions or should I?
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