Twitter | Search | |
jessamyn west
Hello, I'm a librarian in a movie. I wear a respectable cardigan twin set, two inch heels, cat eye glasses, and an expression of disinterest. My hair's in a bun but it will be dramatically taken down (and my glasses off) when I meet you after hours in the stacks.
Reply Retweet Like More
Abigail Goben Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
Damn it, I left my twinset at home today. otherwise... yeah, bun, heels, cats eye glasses today.
Reply Retweet Like
Susan Hayes-McQueen Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
you forgot that you wear an incredible amount of eye makeup, you know, so I can tell how pretty you are EVEN with glasses.
Reply Retweet Like
Ma Brool Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
Hello, I'm the quiet neighbor who lives alone in a dark house and knows nothing about all the missing neighborhood cats.
Reply Retweet Like
Ma Brool Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
Oh, yeah right. In a movie.
Reply Retweet Like
Mary Ellen Hill Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
Since forever! 😹😽
Reply Retweet Like
h a n n a 🌙 Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
I'll stumble my way through the stacks, mistaking various blobs of people for you, and then give you my best "come hither" eyes, which is really just me squinting and winking interchangeably.
Reply Retweet Like
Scott Purdy Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
I’m tried to think what this would be for me and realized “You’ve never seen this movie. No one would ever see this movie.”
Reply Retweet Like
Christopher Schwarz Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
You mean like this?
Reply Retweet Like
Christopher Schwarz Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
Reply Retweet Like
jessamyn west Jan 3
Replying to @RudeMechanic
Pay attention Chris. That woman has her hair UP and her glasses ON.
Reply Retweet Like
jessamyn west Jan 3
Replying to @RudeMechanic
More like that, yes.
Reply Retweet Like
Ghini Boy Jan 3
Replying to @RudeMechanic @jessamyn
I'm jealous you have the copy w/out the 'Oprah's Book Club" emblem on it.
Reply Retweet Like
Trish Corry Jan 3
Just be thankful you work in the hot and steamy safety of the Library and you didn’t wander into a niche bookshop where Mr Nerdy but oh so hot, playfully debates books with you
Reply Retweet Like
Trish Corry Jan 3
Replying to @BoojaneyJane @jessamyn
😂😂😂 Oh so good!
Reply Retweet Like
Nicole Marie Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn @LibrarianRy
Will I reluctantly share with you the long-neglected tome that holds the answers you’re looking for? Will I submit to your wiles and engage in grossly unprofessional behavior unseen behind the stacks, but implied with a giggle?
Reply Retweet Like
Jim Kitchen Jan 3
Replying to @RudeMechanic @jessamyn
Your library is far more aggressive about fines than my library.
Reply Retweet Like
Jim Kitchen Jan 3
Replying to @jessamyn
Will a tweed clad stranger’s unfamiliarity with the Dewey decimal system lead to furtive fumblings and smouldering passion lit by the soft glow of a microfiche reader? The reference desk eagerly waits your queries.
Reply Retweet Like
Jim Kitchen Jan 3
Extra points if he’s read “Possession: a Romance” by Byatt. Triple if he knows it won the Booker.
Reply Retweet Like
Jim Kitchen Jan 3
Does the musty odor of 85 years of National Geographic magazine cause your pace to quicken? Does the gleam of beige filing cabinets stuffed with uncatalogued genealogy transcripts cause you to fondle your beaded necklace and lick your lips?
Reply Retweet Like