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Jeff Escalante
designing, coding, fabricating, zesting, always learning. web eng manager 🚀
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Jeff Escalante Nov 8
This is either a great troll or the worst take of all time 😂
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Jeff Escalante Nov 8
As a user of a web app, just got a message sending me the "release notes from sprint 205". Keep in mind the users of your app are not your dev team. Also I just don't understand agile and sprints and all this BS. Just do the work and ship it 🙄
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Jeff Escalante Nov 8
Replying to @tmilewski
We're hiring at hashicorp, hope we can help!
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Jeff Escalante Nov 6
Replying to @unsarah
I will do it as long as you will permit me to work through several iterations in which I make purposeful troll-driven errors before arriving at the final result
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Jeff Escalante Nov 6
I wonder how many adult entertainment entrepreneurs have been disappointed to find that is owned by a legit company that probably won't sell
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Jeff Escalante Oct 31
Happy halloween friends
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Jeff Escalante Oct 27
Replying to @JimmyMerritello
oh you know what they mean
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Jeff Escalante Oct 23
Mind blown - all wasabi i have experienced is fake
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Jeff Escalante Oct 22
Replying to @jennmgore
I am literally about to watch this and I can't wait
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Jeff Escalante Oct 22
Ok so TIL the guy who bred the carolina reaper is basically addicted to capsaicin which I guess shouldn't be surprising, but still this little documentary is fascinating:
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Jeff Escalante Oct 20
i feel like you will enjoy this
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Jeff Escalante Oct 18
Replying to @keavy
hey thank you for this article. this is the path i have been going down and i frequently feel unsure about whether it actually exists, it is wonderful to hear that I am not the only one.
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Jeff Escalante Oct 18
Replying to @BrandonRRomano
Freeze 'em! I always have like 20 bagels in my freezer. Take it out like 15 mins before you plan to eat it, pop it in the toaster oven for like 30 seconds then keep the door closed to thaw quicker
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Jeff Escalante Oct 17
Replying to @_ichai @HashiCorp
Hey thanks for letting us know! This is now resolved 😀
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Jeff Escalante Oct 13
We did for sure it was crazy. Have lots more photos I'll share!
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Jeff Escalante Oct 13
And now headed to biosphere 2! So crazy
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Jeff Escalante Oct 13
Let's try this: full lime zesting video
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Jeff Escalante Oct 13
While you wait for lime zesting, enjoy this mariachi band
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Jeff Escalante Oct 12
Ok since there was no internet we recorded the lime zesting. I will post it when I have better service tomorrow. Sorry to all who wanted it live 😔
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Jeff Escalante Oct 12
Replying to @samccone
I know I'm sorry! It will happen tonight
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