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JeremyNewberger
Political Satirist. Filmmaker. Comedy writer. Chronic shirt tucker.
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Your boss called them suckers and losers and let Putin put a bounty on their heads, so promptly FO.
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Joe Rogan just lost any fans who don't approve of people harassing the families of Sandy Hook victims.
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Trump's secret weapons to win Suburban Women are Melania and Ivanka? Have Melania or Ivanka ever even been to a suburb? Limo broke down? Eyes Wide Shut party? Sample Sale at Outlet Mall?
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Melania is singing for her supper. Gaslighting Birther Evita's gonna Eveet.
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Let's say we gave Trump the benefit of doubt that the China travel ban helped stop the spread of COVID (which it didn't.) That was January. It's 10 months later. WHAT THE FUCK HAS HE DONE SINCE? I mean, clearly COVID got in. 226K dead, almost 9M infected. WHAT HAS HE DONE? ZERO.
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Next week Lindsey Graham will be crying over a mint julep at an old man bar in South Carolina and not on Fox News.
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I have just been informed with pretty convincing evidence that I am not part of Kim Kardashian's inner circle, and I am shook. Please be considerate while I deal with this devastating news.
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Replying to @SaraKosiorek
Yeah that's not entirely reassuring.
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Replying to @SaraKosiorek
Wish your father well from me. These are scary times.
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Replying to @SaraKosiorek
Sorry to hear that Sara.
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Instead of reporting from the Wisconsin Trump rally where he says COVID is fake, why aren't the reporters stationed at the overwhelmed hospitals in Wisconsin showing how deceptive and full of shit he is?
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Time to send White Supremacists back where they came from. Sean Hannity's green room.
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Replying to @atrupar
They say un, deux, trois?
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You know what TDS is gonna be called in a week? Prescience.
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Replying to @BillyCorben
LOLz
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This is the Presidential Campaign equivalent of showing people your vacation slideshows.
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Next week Lindsey Graham will be crying over a mint julep at an old man bar in South Carolina and not on Fox News.
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Trump failed with COVID. Try and explain to me how he hasn't. When you do, please avoid saying China travel ban, ventilator production, and cures and therapeutics, because you know, and I know, all of that has been as helpful as drinking a Big Gulp of Hydroxychloroquine.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
In 7 days that sign will be good firewood for the winter.
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