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Jefferson Brown
plays make believe for a living.
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La Guardia Cross Feb 7
I asked my 4-year-old if she ever thought she'd find "the one."
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Jefferson Brown Feb 8
Replying to @BaronessShow
Go get em ladies!
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Jefferson Brown Jan 18
Don’t ya hate it when you’re too bored to sit still and too lazy to do anything and that box of cookies is too close and the cookies are just good enough not to ignore. You fuckin good-enough cookies. Gawd I hate you...but kinda like you?
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Jefferson Brown Jan 18
Owner:So what are we thinking today? Me:i dunno. I’m thinking I’d like something messy/sexy y’know? Lots of body. Playful. Sort of a beach hair look but more inland. Owner:(quietly to ones self)perfect
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Jefferson Brown Jan 17
Can honestly say had some of the best smelling bathrooms I’ve ever had the pleasure of using. But to be fair I’ve never been to . I’ve got a hunch they may be pretty good.
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Jefferson Brown Jan 17
You should see the slide in the back.
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Jefferson Brown Jan 17
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Jefferson Brown Jan 17
Plane for my connecting flight out of looks a bit dodgy. Pilot looks legit though
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Jefferson Brown Jan 16
Watching and now my eyes are broken and won’t stop leaking. I mean...C’MON!! so good, so eye-breakingly good.
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Jennifer whalen Jan 14
Looking forward to this!
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Trevor Wells Jan 14
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Jefferson Brown Jan 13
Yeah I do some modelling.
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Jefferson Brown Jan 4
Just a side note, I think is not only a fine actor and even finer man, I was a bit thrown that he insist the reindeer perform with no clothes. Not even robes of any kind between scenes. Kinda weird. Jus sayin.
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Jefferson Brown Jan 3
Sometimes when my kids need me to cut them some slack, I take a deep breath and remind myself they possess the intelligence of an average dolphin.
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Jefferson Brown Jan 1
Questionably sensitive imagery aside, , those unis are amazing.
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Jefferson Brown Dec 29
It’ll BLOW your mind. Whoops, I’ve said too much.
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Slasher Dec 21
Welcome to the longest night of the year. Find out who is in 2019…
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Jefferson Brown Dec 25
to all. Be safe, play nice, mind your manners and make sure the others get a turn. I think this applies to any and all. Agree? Much love, Jefferson
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Jefferson Brown Dec 22
3yr old informing 6yr old: “ ya know what... (snow monster from ) has a butt but snowman don’t have a butt” Moral: never skip leg day people
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Baroness von Sketch Dec 20
Such inspiring stories. Watch the finale episodes of tonight at 12a on .
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